Cooling and Dave

two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!

Elton John and lover

by Barry October 24, 2003

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 04, 2004

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

bainsey

a happy go lucky scamp usually found in sheffield

who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey

by barry August 27, 2003

borange

Definition: Stuffed up,
In the early 70's there was an add for (I think) Miranda Orange Drink. It was about an Orange who was so proud to be going into this drink. The add was supposed to be him coming out onto the stage to say "IT MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN ORANGE" But instead he was so nervous that he came out and said "IT PRAKES ME MOUD TO BE A BORANGE" So he stuffed up

So when you get it wrong, "Oh Ive made a right Borange of myself

by Barry January 06, 2005

crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.

James is from the crroked letter

by Barry April 06, 2004