Coldease

When it's cold, good and you're happy.

You could pull of a coldness aura ridden moment and the boydem will be like coldease or your friend pulls through with a dub and your responses to him telling you is "coldease"

Or simply the teacher allows you to go 5 mins early.
"Coldease"

"That's coldease"

Person A

"Just won the TAL tournament"

Person B

"Coldease"
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Youriel

That one fellow you glaze and you don't know why.
'Youriel' is this guy who has aura but you don't know why.
Will probably go away when he lives in the council estate tho.
"My boy Youriel"
"ayo look it's Youriel"
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Dirty scruthers

When you swear on your penis' life that you will finish in her ear
Ayo the boydem do be doing a dirty scruthers all over the gaff
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Dirty scruthers

U swear on your penis' life that you will finish in her ear
Ayo the boydem do be doing a dirty scruthers all over the gaff
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Scruthers

When your swear on your penis' life that you are correct.
"ayo burnece gets no gyal scruthers"

"scruthers this tastes like pineapple"
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L shusheens

A one technically two word sentence which silences a waffler in a fraction of a second.
Shusheens alone means 'shtum your belly' or a longer version of shush which is pretty regular.
However, L shusheens is personal and results in an auto shusheens from the man who gets hit with it.
This is a very powerful phrase so use it well.
In recent times the phrase has evolved to "You're a walking talking L shusheens" simply violating a whole other man stride like bro with everything you say I zone out and everything you do turns me off.
"L shusheens"
"L shusheens bro"

"Take this L shusheens and stick it up there"

"You're a walking talking L shusheens"
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Nishey Dishey

That friend with eternally negative aura... THIS IS HIM!

When he walks he looks decently cold but when he opens his mouth he's cooked himself.
Probably doesn't got a gyal.
"Nishey Dishey get out fwam"

"ayo nishey dishey you get no pumsheens"
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