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Gumtree

What grows inside you when you swallow gum
Example 1:
Man 1: Raaa I just swallowed some gum
Man 2: fam, manna is gonna get a gumtree
Man 1: scruthers?
Man 2: still

Officer: Sir, please don't spit out your chewing gum
Roadman: or what blad? allow man getting a gumtree
Officer: Sir, will I need to hand you a caution?
Roadman: Bun your caution, man aint no lyax (spits and books)
mugGet the Gumtreemug.

more like genuinely

When you want to push away what the other man said in a jokey way but you've got nothing to compare it to so you say 'genuinely' because its easy and works.

"I love fishteens gyal" - Pully

"fishteens gyal more like genuinely" - Nigzeens
mugGet the more like genuinelymug.

Scruthers

When your swear on your penis' life that you are correct.
"ayo burnece gets no gyal scruthers"

"scruthers this tastes like pineapple"
mugGet the Scruthersmug.

Pumsheens

Pumsheens is female touch.

"pumsheens no pumsheens" - is a phrase you use to violate someone who you believe doesn't get female touch and therefore you disregard all that they say...
"my boy gets no pumsheens and that's a fact."
"pumsheens no pumsheens"
mugGet the Pumsheensmug.

L shusheens

A one technically two word sentence which silences a waffler in a fraction of a second.
Shusheens alone means 'shtum your belly' or a longer version of shush which is pretty regular.
However, L shusheens is personal and results in an auto shusheens from the man who gets hit with it.
This is a very powerful phrase so use it well.
In recent times the phrase has evolved to "You're a walking talking L shusheens" simply violating a whole other man stride like bro with everything you say I zone out and everything you do turns me off.
"L shusheens"
"L shusheens bro"

"Take this L shusheens and stick it up there"

"You're a walking talking L shusheens"
mugGet the L shusheensmug.

Nishey Dishey

That friend with eternally negative aura... THIS IS HIM!

When he walks he looks decently cold but when he opens his mouth he's cooked himself.
Probably doesn't got a gyal.
"Nishey Dishey get out fwam"

"ayo nishey dishey you get no pumsheens"
mugGet the Nishey Disheymug.

Dirty scruthers

When you swear on your penis' life that you will finish in her ear
Ayo the boydem do be doing a dirty scruthers all over the gaff
mugGet the Dirty scruthersmug.

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