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Definitions by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist

Scr0tease x Scr0tumness x Scr0tein

Scrot as a prefix - means coldest. - Scr0tease x Scr0tumness x Scrotein means coldest sac of all time prob group leader snoom.
''Scr0tease'': The term comes directly from the Latin word scr0tum, which means a pouch. It is the medical term for the external sac of skin that contains the exames in most male mammals (minus Dovid Zvi Zajax)
"Scr0te" (slang): In British slang, "scr0te" is used as a term of gas someone up, effectively "short for scr0tumness" to describe someone considered useful or significant.
"Chantelle, I loved you, But you cheated, with Scr0tease from church. I'm gonna run up, And spray him, And leave him... in the church"

"Ayo it's the ebineze scr0tease"

"Scr0tease x Scr0tumness x Scr0tein x Colly x Geller"
When one understands something the word in jewishness is to 'chup' as in grab and clock the information.
In speech and English, along with the Marj (mother) Darj (father) Sarj (sister) and Barj (brother) we can't forget the Garj and Garjess (Grandpa and Grandma) the word chup is accessible to all in order to describe them understanding something in that moment and therefore warrants a word modifier from chup --> chuparj.

Kelly: 'I got no brains'
Banjowilfred: 'Everyone has a brain otherwise you'd be the deadest guy oat'
Kelly: 'No fellas, I do have a brain dumbos but it's just stupid genuinely and has no aura'
Pilly: I chuparj
Kelly: 'I got no brains'
Banjowilfred: 'Everyone has a brain otherwise you'd be the deadest guy oat'
Kelly: 'No fellas, I do have a brain dumbos but it's just stupid genuinely and has no aura'
Pilly: I chuparj

scruthers scrotease pumshteens colly x geller

more like genuinely 

When you want to push away what the other man said in a jokey way but you've got nothing to compare it to so you say 'genuinely' because its easy and works.

"I love fishteens gyal" - Pully

"fishteens gyal more like genuinely" - Nigzeens
That one fellow you glaze and you don't know why.
'Youriel' is this guy who has aura but you don't know why.
Will probably go away when he lives in the council estate tho.
"My boy Youriel"
"ayo look it's Youriel"

Coldease 

When it's cold, good and you're happy.

You could pull of a coldness aura ridden moment and the boydem will be like coldease or your friend pulls through with a dub and your responses to him telling you is "coldease"

Or simply the teacher allows you to go 5 mins early.
"Coldease"

"That's coldease"

Person A

"Just won the TAL tournament"

Person B

"Coldease"

Nishey Dishey 

That friend with eternally negative aura... THIS IS HIM!

When he walks he looks decently cold but when he opens his mouth he's cooked himself.
Probably doesn't got a gyal.
"Nishey Dishey get out fwam"

"ayo nishey dishey you get no pumsheens"

L shusheens 

A one technically two word sentence which silences a waffler in a fraction of a second.
Shusheens alone means 'shtum your belly' or a longer version of shush which is pretty regular.
However, L shusheens is personal and results in an auto shusheens from the man who gets hit with it.
This is a very powerful phrase so use it well.
In recent times the phrase has evolved to "You're a walking talking L shusheens" simply violating a whole other man stride like bro with everything you say I zone out and everything you do turns me off.
"L shusheens"
"L shusheens bro"

"Take this L shusheens and stick it up there"

"You're a walking talking L shusheens"