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Lyax

Example 1:
Roadman 1: Oi bun you fam, don't chat to man like that
Roadman 2: Stop running your mouth, you lyax

Example 2:
Roadman 1: Scruthers this is my ends
Officer: Excuse me sir, do not speak to me like that, we know you are a lyax
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Gumtree

What grows inside you when you swallow gum
Example 1:
Man 1: Raaa I just swallowed some gum
Man 2: fam, manna is gonna get a gumtree
Man 1: scruthers?
Man 2: still

Officer: Sir, please don't spit out your chewing gum
Roadman: or what blad? allow man getting a gumtree
Officer: Sir, will I need to hand you a caution?
Roadman: Bun your caution, man aint no lyax (spits and books)
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L shusheens

A one technically two word sentence which silences a waffler in a fraction of a second.
Shusheens alone means 'shtum your belly' or a longer version of shush which is pretty regular.
However, L shusheens is personal and results in an auto shusheens from the man who gets hit with it.
This is a very powerful phrase so use it well.
In recent times the phrase has evolved to "You're a walking talking L shusheens" simply violating a whole other man stride like bro with everything you say I zone out and everything you do turns me off.
"L shusheens"
"L shusheens bro"

"Take this L shusheens and stick it up there"

"You're a walking talking L shusheens"
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Dirty scruthers

When you swear on your penis' life that you will finish in her ear
Ayo the boydem do be doing a dirty scruthers all over the gaff
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Nishey Dishey

That friend with eternally negative aura... THIS IS HIM!

When he walks he looks decently cold but when he opens his mouth he's cooked himself.
Probably doesn't got a gyal.
"Nishey Dishey get out fwam"

"ayo nishey dishey you get no pumsheens"
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Coldease

When it's cold, good and you're happy.

You could pull of a coldness aura ridden moment and the boydem will be like coldease or your friend pulls through with a dub and your responses to him telling you is "coldease"

Or simply the teacher allows you to go 5 mins early.
"Coldease"

"That's coldease"

Person A

"Just won the TAL tournament"

Person B

"Coldease"
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Scruthers

When your swear on your penis' life that you are correct.
"ayo burnece gets no gyal scruthers"

"scruthers this tastes like pineapple"
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