Banana Hammie's definitions

Jizzlam

A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.

Mussoweeni was gifted the phallic Sword of Jizzlam.

by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

Mad ginger-face

The scary type of ginger that you would NOT want to see on a Halloween.

Carrie on prom night? You would think so... I take one look at her and I shit my panties, she got mad ginger-face!

by Banana Hammie October 31, 2019

Spanish Pizza

That thing when you eat pizza sauce, olives, and a party cheese ball out of an open ass.

This club has everything, more drinking than anyone can handle, a dangerous midget, and private rooms for Spanish Pizza.

by Banana Hammie April 11, 2020

Inbredidon

Scientific term for inbred individuals.

At the art museum the children were exposed to many a inbredidon via the paintings of the middle ages.

by Banana Hammie October 18, 2020

Turdburgler

A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.

Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Up syndrome

A being of such a massive intellect and high IQ that they are completely unable to function in plebian society.

Oliver is such a god at Smash Bros, I wonder if he has up syndrome.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.

Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.

by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021