Banana Hammie's definitions

Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.

Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!

by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Bunker Gimp

A standard gimp that lives in your bunker, instead of your dungeon, to make the apocalypse spicey.

My ass is sooo torn up from the family bunker gimp pounding I've been taking. I don't know how much of this BGD I can handle.

by Banana Hammie December 13, 2019

Spreged

Describing someone's spread legs, readying themselves for the juicy fat cock with a big blue vein going through it.

The Bible says to not covet thine bro's spreged little harlot.

by Banana Hammie December 15, 2019

Rolling coins

The act of sixty-nineing but strictly with bungs hole action. Imagine shining pennies with your tongue.

When I told my dad that I was rolling coins in my room he thought I was eating buttholio.

by Banana Hammie April 11, 2020

Tassel-tot

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)

The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Huboon

Half monkey, half man. Maybe it's used to insulate stupid people. Maybe it's a racial slur. I don't know, it's from a Devo song.

Huboons in Paris

by Banana Hammie March 8, 2021