Describing someone's spread legs, readying themselves for the juicy fat cock with a big blue vein going through it.
The Bible says to not covet thine bro's spreged little harlot.
Someone who exerts dominance over sassy tards.
Oliver is a master tard-wrangler
Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.
With apple cheeks like that, George Michael could never pass for straight.
Scientific term for inbred individuals.
At the art museum the children were exposed to many a inbredidon via the paintings of the middle ages.
Non-sexual same sex best friends who snuggle, hold hands, kiss each other on the cheek, and go to the bathhouse together.
Gorgeous Man: Those two grown middle eastern men have a beautiful "Iranian Friendship" together.
Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?
Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.
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A happy little hobgoblin who lives in one's cranium. The imagination man guzzles milksteak and gummy beans.
My Mr. Imagination is acting up again! Time to take the sadness pills.
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Long cylindrical or pancake style breasts that get in the way of everything! They flap and slap, they can't be contained. Tribal tits are not for bras and bras aren't made for tribal tits.
I was watching a documentary about the Pygmy people the other day. One of them had crazy tribal tits!
