54 definitions by Banana Hammie

Jizzlam

A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.

Mussoweeni was gifted the phallic Sword of Jizzlam.

by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

Bunker Gimp

A standard gimp that lives in your bunker, instead of your dungeon, to make the apocalypse spicey.

My ass is sooo torn up from the family bunker gimp pounding I've been taking. I don't know how much of this BGD I can handle.

by Banana Hammie December 14, 2019

Pornocracy

A period in the middle ages where popes acted most unholy... Oh my!

The pornocracy in the Holy Roman Empire led to many figures in the clergy to hold great orgies in the Vatican.

by Banana Hammie December 11, 2020

Tribal tits

Long cylindrical or pancake style breasts that get in the way of everything! They flap and slap, they can't be contained. Tribal tits are not for bras and bras aren't made for tribal tits.

I was watching a documentary about the Pygmy people the other day. One of them had crazy tribal tits!

by Banana Hammie November 7, 2019

Punch box

Big gay hole for fisting and twisting.

Some German dungeon broad is getting her punch box worked in the other room.

by Banana Hammie March 3, 2020

Molasses daddy

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Pulling a Bush

Doing stupid things like it's your job insuring that no one will ever take you seriously.

If you are planning on pulling a Bush then your father will die never having respected you.

by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019