Banana Hammie's definitions
A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.
Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019
Get the Turkey tankmug. Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.
by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019
Get the Sissy lizard bitchmug. by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
Get the Clit-tardmug. Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.
by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019
Get the Apple cheeksmug. I was chasing a squatlander through the woods to get his cream, but he was too fast, slippery, and small.
by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
Get the Squatlandermug. A variety of genres from the 60s and 70s that dads are most likely to enjoy. Dad Rock is made up of Psychedelic Rock, yearly Hard Rock, Progressive Rock, and Shoe Gaze.
by Banana Hammie March 6, 2020
Get the Dad Rockmug.