Definitions by Banana Hammie

White-hot Junior 

An untapped twink, unexplored territory, virgin ground waiting to be PLOWED.

I better get that White-hot Junior before it ain't junior no more.

White-hot Junior by Banana Hammie October 20, 2020

Inbredidon 

Scientific term for inbred individuals.

At the art museum the children were exposed to many a inbredidon via the paintings of the middle ages.

Inbredidon by Banana Hammie October 18, 2020

Fairyhole 

A gay man's ass. Particularly one that you could lose many things in

FUCK I lost my car keys in your tight little fairyhole. Roger! Can you fish them out for me?

Fairyhole by Banana Hammie September 13, 2020

Iranian Friendship 

Non-sexual same sex best friends who snuggle, hold hands, kiss each other on the cheek, and go to the bathhouse together.

Gorgeous Man: Those two grown middle eastern men have a beautiful "Iranian Friendship" together.

Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?

Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.

Iranian Friendship by Banana Hammie July 19, 2020

Chubby rain

Chubby chode jizz

The sweaty pizza delivery boy dropped chubby rain down on the big Jewish individual's face and stuff.

Chubby rain by Banana Hammie June 18, 2020

Krusty-Jamaican 

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.

Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!

Krusty-Jamaican by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020

Taffy Stretching 

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

Taffy Stretching by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020