Jizzlam

A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.

Mussoweeni was gifted the phallic Sword of Jizzlam.

by Banana Hammie November 01, 2019

Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Squatlander

A special little man who has magic blood.

I was chasing a squatlander through the woods to get his cream, but he was too fast, slippery, and small.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Apple cheeks

Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.

With apple cheeks like that, George Michael could never pass for straight.

by Banana Hammie November 01, 2019

Chubby rain

Chubby chode jizz

The sweaty pizza delivery boy dropped chubby rain down on the big Jewish individual's face and stuff.

by Banana Hammie June 18, 2020

Fairyhole

A gay man's ass. Particularly one that you could lose many things in

FUCK I lost my car keys in your tight little fairyhole. Roger! Can you fish them out for me?

by Banana Hammie September 13, 2020

Dad Rock

A variety of genres from the 60s and 70s that dads are most likely to enjoy. Dad Rock is made up of Psychedelic Rock, yearly Hard Rock, Progressive Rock, and Shoe Gaze.

Like if Dad Rock dominates your dad's record collection!

by Banana Hammie March 06, 2020