Spreged

Describing someone's spread legs, readying themselves for the juicy fat cock with a big blue vein going through it.

The Bible says to not covet thine bro's spreged little harlot.

by Banana Hammie December 16, 2019

Turdburgler

A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.

Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Bongoloid

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Woodstock Tattoo

When one sticks their crystal inside their partner's b-hole and then takes it out and draws on the person's back with said crystal.

During this year's peyote conference I gave my non-binary lover a Woodstock Tattoo.

by Banana Hammie September 23, 2021

Up syndrome

A being of such a massive intellect and high IQ that they are completely unable to function in plebian society.

Oliver is such a god at Smash Bros, I wonder if he has up syndrome.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Rolling coins

The act of sixty-nineing but strictly with bungs hole action. Imagine shining pennies with your tongue.

When I told my dad that I was rolling coins in my room he thought I was eating buttholio.

by Banana Hammie April 12, 2020

Beaverboy

A little big man boy who is perfect cunnilingus height and can't get enough.

Caitlin the clit-tard fantasizes that Peter Dinklage will someday become her beaverboy.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019