4 definitions by BallZach

Something that is just so absolutely heinous and vile that it can only be described as hagelberry (hagel for short)
That Hagelberry muffin was so gross
by BallZach June 1, 2023
Get the hagelberry mug.
A girl that once you bang, you're not sure if you bang again. Like blackjack. Once you get a 13, you're not sure if you would hit it again.
Billy- "That girl had an amazing body, but an ugly face. She's a 13."
John- "Are you going to hit it again?"
Billy- "Nah, probably not."
by BallZach January 6, 2013
Get the 13 mug.
The act of receiving a handjob without having shaved your pubic hair in the recent past.
Cinnamon wants to hook up tonight, but I haven't shaved in like three weeks! Looks like it's going to be another afrojack!
by BallZach July 9, 2012
Get the Afrojack mug.
The sometimes pleasureful event in which a male becomes erect while spooning with a female.
Dude, last night I got a backbone while spooning with Charlotte! It was awkward at first, but then she started using her spine to rub my erect manhood!
by BallZach July 9, 2012
Get the Backbone mug.