Bad News Bond's definitions

Cock smelting

To perform the act of extraction on a cock.

Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Dinglishman

A man whom conducts his matters of the penis or "dinger" in the most cordial of ways. Also reffered to as a Genitalman.

Evan decided to drive Suzy home after sex, instead of giving her cab fare. A true Dinglishman if there ever was one.

by Bad News Bond July 17, 2016

Hobo Baggins

A Hobitt without hole.

Suzewise Grungay was down on her luck. She just got evicted from her hole, and was not looking forward to her life as a Hobo Baggins.

by Bad News Bond July 27, 2016

Gorbeolas

Nipples that are so red and splotchy, they look like former Russian President Mikhail Gorachev's forehead.

Suzy's nippies were so red and splotchy. Total case of the Gorbeolas.

by Bad News Bond July 23, 2016

Pisser Washer

The act of using your pee stream to remove stains from within the toilet or urinal.

"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"

by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016

Mangoolurgy

The study of cock smelting techniques, and the cock smelting process.

Henry Schuetz enrolled in mangoolurgy, he couldn't wait to graduate and become a professional cock smelter.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016