by Bad News Bond July 16, 2016

The stage in life when you don't need to use lube, but you do so because it's the mature thing to do.
Suzy was good to go. But Evan decided to do the right thing and use lube anyhow. In that moment, Evan had finally reached Luberty.
by Bad News Bond July 22, 2016

"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"
by Bad News Bond August 02, 2016

Henry Schuetz enrolled in mangoolurgy, he couldn't wait to graduate and become a professional cock smelter.
by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Nipples that are so red and splotchy, they look like former Russian President Mikhail Gorachev's forehead.
by Bad News Bond July 23, 2016

Suzewise Grungay was down on her luck. She just got evicted from her hole, and was not looking forward to her life as a Hobo Baggins.
by Bad News Bond July 27, 2016
