Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bad News Bond

Ploparazzi

The person or persons outside of a public washroom stall when you're trying to go poop. Known synonyms; Fudge Hound, Poolice.

"Evan was having a real hard time pooping in the Burger King bathroom. The ploparazzi just wouldn't leave him alone."

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A man whom conducts his matters of the penis or "dinger" in the most cordial of ways. Also reffered to as a Genitalman.

Evan decided to drive Suzy home after sex, instead of giving her cab fare. A true Dinglishman if there ever was one.

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When a large girl's vagina and belly meet together, also referred to as a gunt or bubba-gina.

Dude, check out the tuna belly on her.

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Henry Schuetz enrolled in mangoolurgy, he couldn't wait to graduate and become a professional cock smelter.

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Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.

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a person who performs the act of extraction on a cock, or cock smelting.

Suzy could make a guy come in seconds, she was a fantastic cock smelter.

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