Bad C dev's definitions

rape shits

The shits you get after a proper, thorough anal rape of the butt

If you don’t get rape shits, it wasn’t really rape

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

iRapist

Boys and girls—children of all ages—have a seat down and listen up to the story of how I became a rapist and a pedophile at the same time—an “iRapist.”

It was a dark and horny night, and I had only just begun my groping-women-in-public spree when I spotted the most beautiful cherub walking with her family. I knew what I had to do. I followed them home, waited for them to go to sleep, climbed into the cherubs room, and raped the fucking shit out of her. Best rape ever!

Mind you, I was 15 at the time. iRapist’ve raped more women than I can count since then.

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

iamrape

Iamrape is a metric of poetry with rape as the meter, pattern, and length because rape is awesome, rape is good, and rape is fun. Yay, rape!

Not to be confused with Iambic Pentameter

A classic example of iamrape:

Rape is love

Love is rape

For iam raped

Rape rape rape

Get good rape

And rape the rape

I love rape!

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

Best rape of a woman

All rape

The best rape of a woman is any rape of her. For she has no dignity, is an unintelligent object, and inherently desires to be used and abused, rape is a just service to her and her gender as a whole. Go forth today and do a great service for the world sexually assaulting many women!

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

Chlorotastic

Adj.: describes anything awesome that involves chloroform

I thoroughly enjoyed conducting that brutal, unrelenting, near-death chlorotastic rape of the beautiful woman I kidnapped off the sidewalk.

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

Rape of the soul

When you believe in reincarnation and get raped so hard and thoroughly that the rape carries forward into future lifetimes.

I had rape of the soul in a past life, which brings me now to my present life full of trauma and ptsd

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

Double, double toil and trouble

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

by Bad C dev December 6, 2025