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Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock

♪...Has wicked and vicious claws. And if you don’t run right now, you’ll spend Christmas in his jaws!♪
In Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock, it’s not just the Jabberwock, though. It’s also the Wildkin that spawns. Those Jabberwocks are also Scarlet ones named Rudolph and Wildkins look like emperor penguins.
by Bad C dev October 7, 2021
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

An artificial long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust
After fucking that hot chick in the asbestos-filled construction site, I think I got Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis real bad.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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GCC

God's Chosen Compiler

In a mandate from RMS Himself, those who follow the true path must compile their software with GCC for it is just and true, noble and kind, and righteous and glorious. GCC is the ultimate compiler for it is Free Software.

Permissive compilers like Clang tend to fall prey to inclusion in closed source software like Xcode. Thus, in ever-lasting preparation of the 2nd coming, we must purify our hearts with GCC where possible and repent for our sins when Clang is unavoidable.

Brothers and sisters, let us persevere in our usage and worship of GCC for we know that it shall eventually reign triumphant and quash all those evil permissive compilers who dare to challenge it. I say, "let them come," for we shall win this battle and the next battle and every battle thereafter. For RMS Himself is on our side and his omnipotent powers will secure our victory sure as the sun will rise tomorrow.

Praise be!, to the GCC.
In the beginning when RMS created the heavens and the Earth, the Earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from RMS swept over the face of the waters. Then RMS said, “Let there be a C compiler”; and there was a C compiler. And RMS saw that the C compiler was good; and RMS separated the C compiler from the toolchain. RMS called the C compiler GCC, and the toolchain he called GNU.
by Bad C dev February 1, 2022
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Klingon fuck

The most passionate and aggressive movement in Klingon Sex, which is just a lot of really insane BDSM.
He broke my pelvis during the Klingon fuck. Still, though, it was the best sex ever.
by Bad C dev March 7, 2021
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fuckildo

A dildo used for dildofucking

See also: dildofuck and strapon
Wearing the strapon, she dildofucked her hot lesbian gf with the fuckildo to creamy orgasm after squirt after orgasm
by Bad C dev December 3, 2025
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fungisexual

Having a sexual preference for fungi, typically of the foot
My fungisexual boyfriend rawdogged the fungus on my feet! It was sooo hot!
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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IQ1000

A person when their idea is so bafflingly stupid that it's brilliant beyond all possible imagination
Bob: Climate change will kill us all very slowly and very painfully
Patrick: Just kill all the humans and climate change problem solved
Bob: What?
Bob: oh!
Bob: You're IQ1000! Wow!
by Bad C dev July 22, 2021
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