Bad C dev's definitions

Godwhore

A whore blessed by God. Typically a saint who engaged in prostitution

Mary Magdalene is a total godwhore

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Photophilia

Preferring sex in a bright room, typically because other people are watching.

She has photophilia, so we pointed large spotlights at our bed as we made out and nearly blinded each other with all the light. It was so hot.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

4999

* The number right before 5,000.
* An odd number.
* The 669th prime number.
* Cannot be written as the sum of three squares.
* 2^3+5^4-1 = 4999
* MMMMCMXCIX in Roman Numerals

Teacher: What is 4999 times 21?
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is 105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay. I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

An artificial long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust

After fucking that hot chick in the asbestos-filled construction site, I think I got Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis real bad.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

A fictional dish mentioned in Aristophanes' comedy Assemblywomen.1 It is a transliteration of the Ancient Greek word λοπαδο­τεμαχο­σελαχο­γαλεο­κρανιο­λειψανο­δριμ­υπο­τριμματο­σιλφιο­καραβο­μελιτο­κατακεχυ­μενο­κιχλ­επι­κοσσυφο­φαττο­περιστερ­αλεκτρυον­οπτο­κεφαλλιο­κιγκλο­πελειο­λαγῳο­σιραιο­βαφη­τραγανο­πτερύγων. In one dictionary, it is defined as a "name of a dish compounded of all kinds of dainties, fish, flesh, fowl, and sauces."

The Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon I had tonight was almost as delicious as the sex I had afterwards.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

Photoelectric Effect

A sheet of metal only reflects certain wavelengths of light due to magic we call quantum theory.

I stopped paying attention to classes when we photoelectric effect began leading into quantum theory. Got a passing grade of C-, though.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

Office WINE

Running Microsoft office on WINE (WINE Is Not An Emulator) on a *nix, typically on a self-hosted “cloud” you set up in your basement. CrossOver uses WINE, so it would also count. Office WINE typically arrives in rectangular shaped package boxes delivered from a nearby CDN by your friendly neighborhood package manager.

Dude, I love WINE so much! Pouring it in an easy no-spill cup of Linux Mint makes for some pretty good Office WINE.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021