Bad C dev's definitions

libido-engulfed

When you are consumed by an insatiable appetite for sex/masturbation 24/7 x365.2425 days a year.

Tom: So, I recorded my incidences of masturbation over a 1 week period and discovered that I masturbate 11.4 times per day on average.

Jerry: WTF, dude? Has your mind been completely libido-engulfed? I don't think that's normal.

Tom: You have no idea, dude.

by Bad C dev August 1, 2022

A fellow man of class

Cringy and on-point redditure used only in the most apt of circumstances to convey agreement and harmony between your fellow educated reddit people.

The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.

IDrinkTooMuch7642: I don't like women often, but, when I do, I like them like I like my Android phone: fully charged and running a high-performance Linux operating system.

YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.

by Bad C dev August 1, 2022

When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

The Seductive Jewess

An anti-Semitic blog obsessed with a fetish for big breasted Jewish women, calling them “tribal bio-weapons.”

Truly, big breasted Jewish women are tribal bioweapons if imagination of them can seduce an anti-Semite to spend countless hours researching and categorizing their naked bodies into The Seductive Jewess blog at seductivejewess7 dot com

by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

sexual shortcomings

A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.

Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**

by Bad C dev November 19, 2022

FST zone

Refers to one of three possible timezones:
1. Fillipino standard time
2. Furcadia Standard Time
3. Fun slut time

1. We told the guests to arrive at 7PM FST for the 8PM orgy.
2. The furries had a "get-together" at 4AM FST
3. I reward my hard work and good job performance with a trip to the FST zone every Friday.

by Bad C dev April 26, 2022