191 definitions by Bad C dev
The apex are on the prowl!
Primal Fury spawns the following mobs:
Barghest
Dawon
Feradon
Maug
Warg
All of these mobs are ferocious hunters, so thinking like them is the key to survival. At the same time, all of them are elligible for taming, so try trapping one of each of them in holes, if you don’t have treats for every predator, that’s okay; just give them a name so they won’t despawn!
Barghest
Dawon
Feradon
Maug
Warg
All of these mobs are ferocious hunters, so thinking like them is the key to survival. At the same time, all of them are elligible for taming, so try trapping one of each of them in holes, if you don’t have treats for every predator, that’s okay; just give them a name so they won’t despawn!
by Bad C dev October 7, 2021
by Bad C dev October 3, 2021
The sad state of a porn-addicted society where everyone has a dirty mind, so everything is a sex metaphor.
An elementary school teacher named Mrs. Hawthorn is a victim of our hypersexualized society. When Mrs. Hawthorn saw the first-grader sucking the horn of the unicorn on the playground, she nearly had a seizure. Mrs. Hawthorn dragged that first-grader straight to the principal, where he served detention for 3 weeks.
by Bad C dev March 1, 2021
A.k.a "the dush", du -sh prints stats about a directory of folders and files to give you the real size recursively.
It's on my list of top ten most runned commands as I have nam flashbacks to 1971, which trigger my paranoia about disk space.
BTW, I use Alpine, BTW.
It's on my list of top ten most runned commands as I have nam flashbacks to 1971, which trigger my paranoia about disk space.
BTW, I use Alpine, BTW.
bad-c-dev@bad-c-pc:~$ du -sh ~/*
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Desktop
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Documents
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Downloads
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Music
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Pictures
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Public
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Templates
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Videos
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Desktop
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Documents
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Downloads
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Music
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Pictures
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Public
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Templates
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Videos
by Bad C dev February 5, 2022
Maker of fire hydrants and various hydraulics. They also unofficially sell dead body parts (only for research purposes, but I was able to convince them I was a scientist in order to obtain a few woman hands to satisfy my fetishes. Still have them to this day 3 years later but I have to keep them in the freezer because they were starting to get too moldy).
AVK sells the best fire hydrants, so buy one today. For an extra special deal, mention the special sparkling black fire hydrant, and you'll get what you're really after.
by Bad C dev July 26, 2021
An incredibly fun and sweet husky-beagle-boxer mix who is so stubborn and slow to learn that we had to turn his Invisible Fence collar to max in order to get him to respect the electric fence (I once walked through the fence with his collar in my hand and I cried in pain with my whole arm sore for several days).
Echo is a big sweet ball of fluff who makes up for his stubborn untrainable attitude with love, care, and affection.
by Bad C dev July 12, 2021
* The number right before 5,000.
* An odd number.
* The 669th prime number.
* Cannot be written as the sum of three squares.
* 2^3+5^4-1 = 4999
* MMMMCMXCIX in Roman Numerals
* An odd number.
* The 669th prime number.
* Cannot be written as the sum of three squares.
* 2^3+5^4-1 = 4999
* MMMMCMXCIX in Roman Numerals
Teacher: What is 4999 times 21?
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is 105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay. I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is 105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay. I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021