PHAT American

When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.

As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.

by Bad C dev March 01, 2021

Deepin

The most beautiful Linux distribution aesthetics-wise. Not too shabby internally and based on Debian stable.

The best thing to come from Wuhan China has been Deepin Linux. Also, illegal meth-addicted sex slaves, but that's a tale for another definition.

by Bad C dev March 04, 2021

inception rape

Rape of the heart of the mind of the body of the souls of the world!

I rape inception rape, baby! I am God!

by Bad C dev November 09, 2024

Eucharotic

When you have a fetish for the Eucharist and the Eucharist turns you on.

When I went up to receive the holy eucharist at mass, tasking that thing in my mouth gave me the biggest boner. Thank you JC for giving me my eucharotic fetish.

by Bad C dev March 04, 2021

Dogs love me

It isn't hard to get a dog to like you. It just takes a ton of commitment and a ton of treats.

Dogs love me because I feed them, care for them, play with them, attend to their emotional needs, provide support when they are down, spend time with them, get them toys to play with, make kibble time exciting, take them on frequent walks, take them to the outdoor bathroom frequently, give them long belly-scratching sessions, and talk to them frequently.

by Bad C dev March 02, 2021

subliminal sex message

A sly underhanded satanic gesture spawned by women and rarely picked up by guys, who are too busy looking at their boobs to interpret anything they are saying.

Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!

by Bad C dev May 14, 2022

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024