Definitions by Bad C dev

mju 

A delicious pussy waiting for you to devour it.

mju be like tinyurl.com/db2zw9s

mju by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

IQ1000

A person when their idea is so bafflingly stupid that it's brilliant beyond all possible imagination

Bob: Climate change will kill us all very slowly and very painfully
Patrick: Just kill all the humans and climate change problem solved
Bob: What?
Bob: oh!
Bob: You're IQ1000! Wow!

IQ1000 by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

piscina 

A Node.JS multithreading library

Node.JS had poor performance so I threw piscina into the mix and now the terrible performance is offset by the utilization of all cores, which makes the software run better, even through just opening the software makes the fans whine.

piscina by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

pnick 

Both a contraction and a misspelling of "picnic". Commonly used by hillbillies indigenous to Kentucky.

Let go pnick wuth yo dildo

pnick by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

pick me fuck 

Shortened version of "pick me up and give me a fuck", which is a popular medicare insurance company operating in North America

TV ad (with woman singing lighty and its really hard to tell what she's actually saying):

pick me fuck
you know you want to
pick me up and give me a fuck
America's choice of healthcare

pick me fuck by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

ghost king 

The ghost of a dead king

I've heard rumors of the ghost of King Henry VIII wandering the castle. The ghost king was very prolific at handing out free cumshots full of ghost cum to any unsuspecting women that happened to wander by, as it was that he did while he was alive.

ghost king by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

calcufuckor 

A calculator when used as dildo

Me: Here's a calculator
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*

calcufuckor by Bad C dev July 22, 2021