egap

An Enchanted Golden Apple in the video game of Minecraft

Despite eating an egap beforehand, the bastion still caused me to pop a few totems.

by Bad C dev June 27, 2021

urbgot

Urban dictionary got your back, fam!

Me: Oh no! I just don't know what to do!

My friend: Urbgot, man. Urbgot.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

A fictional dish mentioned in Aristophanes' comedy Assemblywomen.1 It is a transliteration of the Ancient Greek word λοπαδο­τεμαχο­σελαχο­γαλεο­κρανιο­λειψανο­δριμ­υπο­τριμματο­σιλφιο­καραβο­μελιτο­κατακεχυ­μενο­κιχλ­επι­κοσσυφο­φαττο­περιστερ­αλεκτρυον­οπτο­κεφαλλιο­κιγκλο­πελειο­λαγῳο­σιραιο­βαφη­τραγανο­πτερύγων. In one dictionary, it is defined as a "name of a dish compounded of all kinds of dainties, fish, flesh, fowl, and sauces."

The Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon I had tonight was almost as delicious as the sex I had afterwards.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

calcufuckor

A calculator when used as dildo

Me: Here's a calculator
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

Happy Tree Friends fetish

When you have a fetish for (i.e. you jerk off to) cute little cartoon animal characters dying gory horrible painful deaths.

I need to watch Happy Tree Friends in order to cum as I have a severe Happy Tree Friends fetish.

by Bad C dev March 05, 2021

posex

Used in discussions of meta commentary about sex positions.

Peter: I love the missionary position

Mary: My favorite posex is missionary.

Peter: Yes! Finally a woman of culture!

* Mary slides under john and they continue happily ever after *

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021