Drug of Life

We are all born addicted. This addiction is part of the natural human condition. This is the instinct of self-preservation. This also correlates to the instinct for genetic propagation. This is the drug of life, and it has its hold over you right now. Throw off the chains of autobondage and slavery. Cast off your self-doubts and recognize the deterministic nature of the universe. Those who recognize that humans are merely a lump of matter, that there is no hidden dimension to our physical vessels beyond what we can see, and that the soul is merely a figment of the imagination have freed themselves from this addiction. They are the true winners in life because they are truly free--free from worries about living. One cannot attain true present moment awareness so long as they have a desire for survival, for that desire is ever-present whether conscious or unconscious, planning ahead and worrying for the future.
Dude: Remember how I told you how I recovered from my addiction to the drug of life?
Dudette: Yea babe. I'm so horny right now. Let's go cuddle.
Dude: I woke up depressed.
Dudette: You're scaring me, honey. Please pet my pussy. *pulls down pants*
Dude: Farewell deterministic world! *Pulls out a sawed-off and shoots himself, splattering blood everywhere*
Dudette: That's so hot! Blood is my favorite fetish! *Tits go erect as she swirls her tongue around her lips and chin to taste the bloom. Mmmmmm.*
Dudette: It's salty and it melts in your mouth like a saltine but metallic. *Pulls out her dildo and dips it in the blood of the exploded scull of the dude.*
Dudette: *slowly inserts the dildo in her mouth, taking in the immense savoriness.*
Dudette: *moans in pleasure as she rolls her eyes*
Dudette: Thank genetics that I have no gag reflex. *begins to slowly move the dildo in and out of her mouth, gaining speed, faster and faster it goes!*
Dudette: *quickly removes the dildo from her mouth and inserts it in her pussy. Thrusting hard and deep, hitting the g-spot and practically shrieking, she finally brings herself to orgasm and collapses upon the bloody floor*
Dudette: *turns head sideways and extrudes tongue to lick a bit of blood off the floor. Overwhelmed by the excitement and her pleasureful orgasm, she is half-dazed and barely conscious.*
Police: *barge in* THIS IS THE POLICE.
Dudette: *Giggles and squirms a little as her pussy juice flows out before passing out*
by Bad C dev February 25, 2021
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bestgasm

I was furiously masterbating beside my shemale fwb and she jumped on my dick and sucked it all out as I intensely moaned and squeezed her hand and afterwards I jumped on her and kissed her all over. That was the bestgasm I ever had
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crystal kalaxian

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax
Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?
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progressive rape

Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!
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Wog

God is the Supreme being and creator of all things according in the World of Darkness.

Generally, mortals identify God with the monotheistic deity presented by some religions. According to the Abrahamic religions, this god is named as Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah or Allah. In China, he is known as the August Personage of Jade. That being said, he has many identities and purposes that span across the world.

God was the first being to exist. According to this belief God had no creator and was never made; he has always existed and was present at the beginning of the universe, known to the mages as the Prime. According to the tradition, God created the world and the universe by His divine will and power. God's motivation for creating the world is not explicitly explained in scripture, but it is believed to have been an act of divine love and kindness. He is seen as the supreme and transcendent being, who chose to create the universe and everything in it as an act of love and providence.
The wog (word of god) says Caine was cursed by God for murdering his brother Abel. Cainite mythology holds up to a high degree, with the story of Caine and Abel recognized by vampires that predate Judaism, and in certain cases recorded by Vampires at some time before Judaism. Special mention of this is made in Demon: The Fallen, where the stories of a certain desert tribe turn out to be unusually accurate - if, from Lucifer's point of view, biased. Obviously, Demons believe in God as much as they believe in themselves. Demons knew God, but their interpretation of God is tied up in a complex love/hate relationship represented by their Torment. Whatever Demons knew of God, however, they don't know what God is doing right now.

The Kuei-jin believe they know the answer to that one, however. According to the Wan Kuei, the "August Personage of Jade" turned his face on them when he cursed them, much like he did to the Yama Kings when he cursed them. The Wan Kuei believe in a god, they just don't necessarily believe that he's a forgiving god. They know this because they returned from their afterlife in the Yomi Hells.
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POSIX shell script

The very best programming language IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSEEE!!!!!!! YEAAAAA!!!!!

Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!

To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh

That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh

Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!

Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.
I love me some POSIX shell script. Gonna go write some right now.
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Apex Hosting

Most overpriced Minecraft hosting solution.
Please don't feed the evil Apex Hosting; just get Linux and do DIY Minecraft Hosting and get better performance for a fraction of the cost.
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