Definitions by Bad C dev

posex 

Used in discussions of meta commentary about sex positions.

Peter: I love the missionary position

Mary: My favorite posex is missionary.

Peter: Yes! Finally a woman of culture!

* Mary slides under john and they continue happily ever after *

posex by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

urbgot 

Urban dictionary got your back, fam!

Me: Oh no! I just don't know what to do!

My friend: Urbgot, man. Urbgot.

urbgot by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

AVK

Maker of fire hydrants and various hydraulics. They also unofficially sell dead body parts (only for research purposes, but I was able to convince them I was a scientist in order to obtain a few woman hands to satisfy my fetishes. Still have them to this day 3 years later but I have to keep them in the freezer because they were starting to get too moldy).

AVK sells the best fire hydrants, so buy one today. For an extra special deal, mention the special sparkling black fire hydrant, and you'll get what you're really after.

AVK by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

No hablo espanol by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

hexafuck

Noun used in geometry meaning a 6-sided fuck shape

In geometry class, the teacher asked for questions about hexagons so I raised the topic of hexafuck, and we had a very intelligent and enlightening discussion.

hexafuck by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

ffuucckk 

Fuck but with every letter repeated twice, thus squaring the emphasis on this beautiful word.

Ffuucckk!!!!!!

ffuucckk by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

bovine fuck 

Synonym for cow fuck. See cow fuck. Fuck a cow today and raise money for charity. Fuck!

To bovine fuck is to cow fuck

bovine fuck by Bad C dev July 25, 2021