Bad C dev's definitions

kantuck

A synonym for Kentucky, it also describes a center of Heroin epidemics.

Paul: Let's head down and get some Taco Bell burritos.
Samuel: You mean some Heroin from Kantuck?
Paul: Hell yea! Let's go on a Heroin run!

by Bad C dev October 3, 2021

slavicide

1. slavicide (lowercase) = When a slav commits suicide
2. Slavicide (capitalized) = Genocide of the slavic race

Bob just committed suicide, but it's all good because he's Slavic, so it's just innocent harmless slavicide.

Hitler commissioned the murder of millions of civilians, but it's all good because many were Slavs, so it's just innocent harmless Slavicide.

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021

The Infographics Show

Best youtube videos to watch when bored. Make the best stories about murder and anything radioactive. Their shows contain numerous subtle errors, but it's all good because it's nonetheless high quality content.

I can't wait for the girlfriend to become the wife in The Infographics Show!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

ortographobia

Uncanny fear of spelling mistakes. You shit your pants whenever you try to spell a tough word like rhythm or psycho or weird or handkerchief or conscience because you fear you may spell it incorrectly. How little do you realize that noone gives a damn about spelling anymore? Let's just say that the siyko's weerd rithmic hangkarchif iz conshinse and call it a day, hm?

Man: I have ortographobia and I fear misspelling words.
Woman: I have ortographilia and misspelled words turn me on.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

urban morality

Morality found on Urban Dictionary. Basically, any definition that doesn't talk about sex and slinging women as if they were objects.

Because this definition doesn't discuss sex in a frivolous manner, this definition is an exemplar case of urban morality.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

fucknvidia

Fuck Nvidia!

Once upon a time, Linus Torvalds journyed out into the woods, where he stood upon a rock at the edge of a precipice. There, upon this rock, with the full moon high in the night sky, he stuck up his glorious middle finger in utter indignation and howled at the top of his massive lungs, "FUCKNVIDIA!!!" Thus is the scripture that we proclaim.

by Bad C dev January 27, 2022

No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021