Bad C dev's definitions

naturally flavored

Basically means that artificial sweaters classified as "natural" were used instead of purely synthetic artificial sweeteners.

Jerry: What is the difference between naturally flavored and naturally essenced?
Madeline: Who the fuck knows? It all tastes the fucking same.

by Bad C dev September 28, 2021

rsaepxe

Rape sex

When you interleave the words “rape” and “sex” letter-by-letter, you get “rsaepxe”

by Bad C dev November 7, 2024

asscrumptionous

1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.

2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.

To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.

I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.

by Bad C dev March 19, 2021

urban morality

Morality found on Urban Dictionary. Basically, any definition that doesn't talk about sex and slinging women as if they were objects.

Because this definition doesn't discuss sex in a frivolous manner, this definition is an exemplar case of urban morality.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

kantuck

A synonym for Kentucky, it also describes a center of Heroin epidemics.

Paul: Let's head down and get some Taco Bell burritos.
Samuel: You mean some Heroin from Kantuck?
Paul: Hell yea! Let's go on a Heroin run!

by Bad C dev October 3, 2021

No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

sdfgk

When you type the letters s through k but skip the h and skip the j

i jammed my keyboard and sdfgk

by Bad C dev September 28, 2021