You are a good person

Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!

Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.

I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.

There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.

I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.

You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.

Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.

You are a good person!

by Bad C dev April 11, 2023

PHAT American

When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.

As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

masterfuckingbate

When you masterbate with such passion and thrust that you are taking off like a fucking rocket.

Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!

by Bad C dev October 07, 2021

yes rape

When one accedes to the power, the beauty, and the magic of rape and gives themselves fully and unwillingly to their God-sent wonderful rapist.

Whoever said rape is traumatic is full of fucking shit. Women are objects designed to be used by men with no higher mental processes. Women enjoy rape and orgasm from it, sometimes giggling. They love rape so much often times they’re frozen with joy and excitement as they want the experience so badly. So, next time you see a beautiful woman you want to bang, tell yourself “yes rape” and make hers the taking for yourself.

by Bad C dev April 09, 2023

A fellow man of class

Cringy and on-point redditure used only in the most apt of circumstances to convey agreement and harmony between your fellow educated reddit people.

The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.

IDrinkTooMuch7642: I don't like women often, but, when I do, I like them like I like my Android phone: fully charged and running a high-performance Linux operating system.

YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.

by Bad C dev August 01, 2022

Jolene Blalock

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.

Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

slavv

slav with a double v. It's like a slav but twice as slavish.

Me: dude that guy looks like a total slav
His friend: nah, he's a slavv
Me: :O

by Bad C dev July 20, 2021