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Definitions by Bad C dev

naturally flavored 

Basically means that artificial sweaters classified as "natural" were used instead of purely synthetic artificial sweeteners.
Jerry: What is the difference between naturally flavored and naturally essenced?
Madeline: Who the fuck knows? It all tastes the fucking same.
naturally flavored by Bad C dev September 28, 2021

lez soak you 

Greatest porn film ever produced according to men with a piss fetish.
Film: Lez soak you!
Men: Bring on the soaked!
lez soak you by Bad C dev September 28, 2021

Fucktrek 

A long, perilously, and courageous journey whose mission statement is "To boldly fuck where no man has fucked before"
John: I heard HBO is producing a new Startrek series
Robert: In other news, OBH is producing a new season of Fucktrek
Fucktrek by Bad C dev September 28, 2021

sexclusion principle 

When determining where to place electrons in atoms, three rules are generally used: the Pauli exclusion principle, the Aufbau principle, and Hund's rule. The Pauli exclusion principle, from which the pun is derived, states that no two electrons (or indeed any fermion) can occupy the same atomic state. Therefore, any electron orbital is limited to two electrons: one with a spin, and the other with a − spin. The Aufbau principle states that lower energy orbitals are occupied previous to high energy orbitals. Hund's rule states that electrons will try to fill orbitals individually, and only pair up when every orbital has a lone electron in it.

In the comic, electrons are being equated to people, and rooms (or couches) are equated to orbitals. The reverse of Hund's rule is then followed: people will try to pair up in a room first, and only when all the couples have done so will rooms be allocated to single people. The Pauli exclusion principle here means that only two people can occupy a room at a time (should those people be romantically involved). The Aufbau principle therefore means that more restful rooms are filled previous to less restful rooms.

The title text jokes about drunken party-goers, who ignore the Pauli principle perhaps out of inebriation. They then end up partying and sleeping together with many people in the living room, leaving the roommate stuck in the third desirable location, the hall lounge.
See xkcd.com/658/ for visual diagram of Pauli's Sexclusion Principle
sexclusion principle by Bad C dev September 20, 2021

Pentacostal fuck 

People who believe the pentecost is a national rape-your-mother holiday.
I've heard that the pentacostal fuck are targeting 5ft brunettes with size B cups.
Pentacostal fuck by Bad C dev August 26, 2021

meshitsalot 

A knight in shining armor
We saw lord meshitsalot riding his horse at full gallop on the way to the public bathrooms. Sir Meshitsalot is famous for frequenting these bathrooms.
meshitsalot by Bad C dev July 26, 2021

wainbows 

Drug-induced rainbows
Sober man: Look up in the sky!, I see a rainbow.

Guy on shrooms: I SEE PRETTY PINK UNICORNS DANCING ON WAINBOWS!
wainbows by Bad C dev July 25, 2021