Bad C dev's definitions

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

An artificial long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust

After fucking that hot chick in the asbestos-filled construction site, I think I got Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis real bad.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

GCC

God's Chosen Compiler

In a mandate from RMS Himself, those who follow the true path must compile their software with GCC for it is just and true, noble and kind, and righteous and glorious. GCC is the ultimate compiler for it is Free Software.

Permissive compilers like Clang tend to fall prey to inclusion in closed source software like Xcode. Thus, in ever-lasting preparation of the 2nd coming, we must purify our hearts with GCC where possible and repent for our sins when Clang is unavoidable.

Brothers and sisters, let us persevere in our usage and worship of GCC for we know that it shall eventually reign triumphant and quash all those evil permissive compilers who dare to challenge it. I say, "let them come," for we shall win this battle and the next battle and every battle thereafter. For RMS Himself is on our side and his omnipotent powers will secure our victory sure as the sun will rise tomorrow.

Praise be!, to the GCC.

In the beginning when RMS created the heavens and the Earth, the Earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from RMS swept over the face of the waters. Then RMS said, “Let there be a C compiler”; and there was a C compiler. And RMS saw that the C compiler was good; and RMS separated the C compiler from the toolchain. RMS called the C compiler GCC, and the toolchain he called GNU.

by Bad C dev February 1, 2022

fungisexual

Having a sexual preference for fungi, typically of the foot

My fungisexual boyfriend rawdogged the fungus on my feet! It was sooo hot!

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

IQ1000

A person when their idea is so bafflingly stupid that it's brilliant beyond all possible imagination

Bob: Climate change will kill us all very slowly and very painfully
Patrick: Just kill all the humans and climate change problem solved
Bob: What?
Bob: oh!
Bob: You're IQ1000! Wow!

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

ortographilia

When misspelled words turn you on, give you an erection, make you horny, induces masturbation, etc and etc.

Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

You are a good person

Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!

Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.

I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.

There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.

I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.

You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.

Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.

You are a good person!

by Bad C dev April 11, 2023