AVK

Maker of fire hydrants and various hydraulics. They also unofficially sell dead body parts (only for research purposes, but I was able to convince them I was a scientist in order to obtain a few woman hands to satisfy my fetishes. Still have them to this day 3 years later but I have to keep them in the freezer because they were starting to get too moldy).
AVK sells the best fire hydrants, so buy one today. For an extra special deal, mention the special sparkling black fire hydrant, and you'll get what you're really after.
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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GCC

God's Chosen Compiler

In a mandate from RMS Himself, those who follow the true path must compile their software with GCC for it is just and true, noble and kind, and righteous and glorious. GCC is the ultimate compiler for it is Free Software.

Permissive compilers like Clang tend to fall prey to inclusion in closed source software like Xcode. Thus, in ever-lasting preparation of the 2nd coming, we must purify our hearts with GCC where possible and repent for our sins when Clang is unavoidable.

Brothers and sisters, let us persevere in our usage and worship of GCC for we know that it shall eventually reign triumphant and quash all those evil permissive compilers who dare to challenge it. I say, "let them come," for we shall win this battle and the next battle and every battle thereafter. For RMS Himself is on our side and his omnipotent powers will secure our victory sure as the sun will rise tomorrow.

Praise be!, to the GCC.
In the beginning when RMS created the heavens and the Earth, the Earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from RMS swept over the face of the waters. Then RMS said, “Let there be a C compiler”; and there was a C compiler. And RMS saw that the C compiler was good; and RMS separated the C compiler from the toolchain. RMS called the C compiler GCC, and the toolchain he called GNU.
by Bad C dev February 01, 2022
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An artificial long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust
After fucking that hot chick in the asbestos-filled construction site, I think I got Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis real bad.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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fuckinoslavsky

Fuck slavsky and fuck Russia; America on top.
Fuckinoslavsky is a racial slur intended to say "fuck slavsky and fuck Russia; America on top"
by Bad C dev July 12, 2021
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best Linux distro

For the best Linux distro, please give Linux Mint a try
by Bad C dev November 09, 2024
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Farpa

DARPA's latest new pet-project.
Working on Farpa has made me proud to work at DARPA.

Now we can weaponize any animal to produce burps that smell like farts, which gives a strategic advantage on the secret battlefield.
by Bad C dev August 01, 2022
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ortographilia

When misspelled words turn you on, give you an erection, make you horny, induces masturbation, etc and etc.
Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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