by Bad C dev November 09, 2024
God on Earth. He is the Lord, who shall save humanity from its misogynistic tendencies towards proprietary software. The very atoms of his body are holy, and every time he chews his foot fungus he is actually sampling pure divinity. He shall correct all those who dare to misuse the phrase "GNU / Linux," owing to the fact that Linux is the kernel and GNU is the system of components forming the building blocks of the operating system. He is the shepherd of all flocks and varieties of people, namely those who recognize the superiority of GNU / Linux. Like any good shepherd, he shall never lead his people astray, never compromise his sacred beliefs, and always set a truly aspiring example of what people should aspire to become.
Random person: What are you doing?
GNU/Linux user: I am kneeling before my Lord, Richard Stallman. May the goodwill of free software everlast amidst the endless torrents and tirades of evil proprietary software.
GNU/Linux user: I am kneeling before my Lord, Richard Stallman. May the goodwill of free software everlast amidst the endless torrents and tirades of evil proprietary software.
by Bad C dev February 25, 2021
Expression of excitement you announce gleefully at the excellent prospect of getting to use the bestest backup software ever conceived—bup.
My boss said that she needs backup software on her Linux Mint laptop, and I replied, “bup it!” With tremendous joy, I was able to set up a interruptible and incremental daily backup in less than 100 lines of bash script and a single cronjob. Life has never been so easy! I love love love bup, and I especially love to bup systems to the next level!
by Bad C dev October 12, 2021
I'm severely ill with HTFF, and the only antidote is jacking to cute little cartoon characters dying horrible gory deaths.
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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The most secure password in the world according to every password checker I've ever used. Also, the easiest to remember. Can be recreated by holding down shift while pressing the top row of keys (`1234567890-=) in order.
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
When Red Hat sticks their big juicy cock where it rightfully belongs in the grasp of the left hand of God.
To describe the sensation of being RHELed, imagine waking up after major surgery from gastrointestinal perforation only to immediately receive news that your sister died two weeks ago and you missed her funeral.
To describe the sensation of being RHELed, imagine waking up after major surgery from gastrointestinal perforation only to immediately receive news that your sister died two weeks ago and you missed her funeral.
CentOS just got RHELed so hard that the fight porn was practically NSFW! It's now CentOS Stream. Thankfully, one can always use the unRHELed AlmaLinux OS or Rocky Linux distros.
by Bad C dev January 12, 2022