Me: Here's a calculator
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*
by Bad C dev July 22, 2021
Get the calcufuckormug. An incredibly fun and sweet husky-beagle-boxer mix who is so stubborn and slow to learn that we had to turn his Invisible Fence collar to max in order to get him to respect the electric fence (I once walked through the fence with his collar in my hand and I cried in pain with my whole arm sore for several days).
Echo is a big sweet ball of fluff who makes up for his stubborn untrainable attitude with love, care, and affection.
by Bad C dev July 12, 2021
Get the Echomug. Rhymes with merrily. Means total nuclear war and everyone fucking dies and those that survive do drugs to be happy.
2070 will be a happily warily merrily world!
Full of thirst and dehydration for there is no water to drink
Full of millionairs able to afford the helium required to operate a quantum computer and hack everyone else.
Full of nuclear devastation because every country fucking hates america and will turn it into one giant radioactive crater.
Full of laggy irresponsible servers chocked up by running NodeJS, bringing the internet to a screeching halt.
Full of bitcoin miners sucking all available power production, leaving none to the common citizens.
Full of diabetes because unsweetened food will have completely dissipated from the shelves of supermarkets.
Full of impoverished slums filled with people displaced from the densely populated coastlines due to rising sea levels.
Full of stinky unbreathable air due to the methane evaporating from the seafloor.
Full of crumbling infrastructure for no beach sand (thus no concrete) exists anymore.
Full of Deepin, which has now been modified and twisted by the Chinese government to the point where it's basically Windows.
Full of seas of heroin because its the easiest cheapest most addictive drug ever conceived.
Full of disposable plastic one-time-use computers for visiting the websites of every business you visit.
Full of anarchy and dictatorship for there are not enough resources to share.
Full of the selfish and greedy for those weaker selfless individuals have died. Darwinism!
Full of thirst and dehydration for there is no water to drink
Full of millionairs able to afford the helium required to operate a quantum computer and hack everyone else.
Full of nuclear devastation because every country fucking hates america and will turn it into one giant radioactive crater.
Full of laggy irresponsible servers chocked up by running NodeJS, bringing the internet to a screeching halt.
Full of bitcoin miners sucking all available power production, leaving none to the common citizens.
Full of diabetes because unsweetened food will have completely dissipated from the shelves of supermarkets.
Full of impoverished slums filled with people displaced from the densely populated coastlines due to rising sea levels.
Full of stinky unbreathable air due to the methane evaporating from the seafloor.
Full of crumbling infrastructure for no beach sand (thus no concrete) exists anymore.
Full of Deepin, which has now been modified and twisted by the Chinese government to the point where it's basically Windows.
Full of seas of heroin because its the easiest cheapest most addictive drug ever conceived.
Full of disposable plastic one-time-use computers for visiting the websites of every business you visit.
Full of anarchy and dictatorship for there are not enough resources to share.
Full of the selfish and greedy for those weaker selfless individuals have died. Darwinism!
by Bad C dev July 18, 2021
Get the warilymug. When you fling your body forwards but your head doesn't cooperate. In order for something to be a true neck snap, the actual snap must be accompanied by an audible popping sound.
Dude!, that car accident gave me a total neck snap!
That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.
That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.
That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!
That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.
That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.
That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!
by Bad C dev March 10, 2022
Get the neck snapmug. A long, perilously, and courageous journey whose mission statement is "To boldly fuck where no man has fucked before"
John: I heard HBO is producing a new Startrek series
Robert: In other news, OBH is producing a new season of Fucktrek
Robert: In other news, OBH is producing a new season of Fucktrek
by Bad C dev September 28, 2021
Get the Fucktrekmug. A.k.a. gfdl, this is the repeated application of thrust via moments of jerks to a worthy opponent or natural force
Not to be confused with gfdln or girlfriend died last night
Not to be confused with gfdln or girlfriend died last night
Man the masts and batten down the hatches! Never will we give up until the last man’s gimbalforcedeadlock!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
Get the gimbalforcedeadlockmug. I bully my victim all day and night for being both a slav and an autist, but it's all good bc he's a slavant.
by Bad C dev July 12, 2021
Get the slavantmug.