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The Scooby rape gang squad strikes again, serial raping every monster and every woman they come across. Rape makes the world go round because rape!
by Bad C dev April 9, 2023
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I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
by Bad C dev February 22, 2023
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by Bad C dev February 22, 2023
Get the fuckminsterfullerene mug.When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.
I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
by Bad C dev January 12, 2023
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I have a dream.
I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.
My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.
And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.
I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.
Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.
My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.
And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.
I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.
Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
by Bad C dev December 3, 2022
Get the I have a dream to fuck mug.A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.
Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**
by Bad C dev November 19, 2022
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