BUTT0N's definitions

Hemoglobin Lube

Using period blood as lube.

“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson

by BUTT0N July 14, 2019

Poopie Snatch

When you pull your cock out the ass and shove into the pussy.

“I gave that bitch a poopie snatch!” -Jayson

by BUTT0N July 11, 2019

Hermufferdink

Being flustered by the quarks of a corporation.

Sometimes I don’t fucking get why Apple does what Apple does, it makes me all hermufferdink!

by BUTT0N April 4, 2023

Doodie Finger

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

Uniturd

One big giant turd that clearly should have been multiple turds.

Meagan: Where’s the plunger!

Jayson: Why do you need a plunger?
Meagan: I backed up the toilet with my giant uniturd...

by BUTT0N March 18, 2021

Pink Jesus

A term used for Pepto Bismol

Meagan: my stomach hurts.

Jayson: you need Pink Jesus.

by BUTT0N September 18, 2019

Poo Lube

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.

Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.

by BUTT0N August 6, 2018