BT's definitions

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

by bt February 20, 2003

bonerific

1. The most fantastic boner you have ever popped.

2. The coolest thing you have ever seen.

1. After the ninja popped the biggest boner he had ever seen, bigger than the biggest, blackest boner, he wailed on his guitar and said "That was fucking bonerific"

2. YO, I was choking off the other night and I hit my fucking ceiling. It was boooooonerrrrrifiic!

by bt March 13, 2003

bum a fag

1. To borrow a cigarette from an english chap

2. To stick a dick in a gay guys ass

1. Excuse me my good chap, may I perhaps bum a fag.

2. I once accidentally clicked on a gay porn site on al4a.com/links.html and saw some guy bumming a fag.

by bt February 28, 2003

caulk

1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out

2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use

1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.

by bt February 25, 2003

cuzzif

The skin between a girls greasy box and her she-manhole.

Cuzzif it wasnt that her guts would fall out

by bt February 21, 2003

trailblazer

The act of letting a fart and then calmlywalking around the room to make sure everyone gets a taste of your ass.

I think that guy just got butt fucked. He let a trailblazer andit stunk like burning rubber!

by bt March 13, 2003

Lashonda

Beautiful caring young lady, who really loves God. Is a beautiful person inside and out, has a very sincer discreet way of showing she cares for you. Lashonda loves to laugh. You don't want to risk loosing her she is somewhat a waterfall in a dessert, so she is someone who can definitely be there to give u that needed word of encouragement during the most trying times.

Lashonda is nice.

by Bt July 8, 2012