BRian's definitions

dolezals

the small but present hairs that form on your ass. They can be of assorted colors and lengths. To show the color of the dolezals, simply put the color in between dole and zal

Man ur dolezals are as long as my pubes.

(color) Hey man, my dole-black-zals are turning into dole-white-zals

by brian March 23, 2003

URBS

A new-founded internet lingo that means just like it is spelled..."You are BS"

stfu, urbs.

by Brian March 30, 2004

egg time

A pointless special move housed by yoshi in the game 'Mario Power Tennis', which includes yoshi turning into an egg, and moving in an aimless circular motion, with a rainbow stripe marking his trail. This move is seemingly pointless, yet delightfully comical under the influence of psychoactives.

Me: Egg time, fool!
Bogdan: I really don't see the advantage of eggtime.

by brian February 7, 2005

gg

an abriviation of the words Good Game, most used in lobbys of online games on PC, PS2 and X-box, the opisite of gg is bg meaning bad game, but almost no one ever uses that

game in SOCOM finishes and hte score ended 5 to 6 in the chat room you would type gg

by Brian November 23, 2003

hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object

1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."

by Brian September 2, 2004

Bapudi

Bapudi is the crystallized consciousness of Hegelian Mind, embodied through the creative excretions of an underground collective with operatives all over the United States. Privately funded, Bapudi represents one of the last schools of independent thought and action not yet assimilated into True Being. Inchoate and ever-flowing, Bapudi will knock your boots off.

Bapudi.com is the official homepage to Bapudi activities, gatherings, and happenings this side of the Peiking Delta.

by Brian December 11, 2003

AAA

The smallest breasts possible.

Similarily; double AA batteries are small. Triple AAA batteries are smaller. Do yourself a favor and go buy your wifey some D batteries.

by Brian June 17, 2005