Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

by Brian February 21, 2005

dirty stank ho

Just what it says. A dirty, smelly, whore.

Your mother is a dirty stank ho!

by Brian July 09, 2003

urbanize

to put a word in urbandictionary.com

Upon realizing that that tittage was a very good word, Alex was fast to urbanize it.

by Brian August 20, 2003

Ford

Flip Over and Read Directions

That blow up dall is a ford.

by Brian December 26, 2002

heteroflexible

A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

Nathan: What's heteroflexible?
Brian: It's where someone is straight, but isn't opposed to sex with another man or woman.

by Brian September 01, 2008

homework

An excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.

Can you come over and help me do my homework?

by Brian April 30, 2004

You wont

An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action through basic reverse psychology.

>>Go to the office Benny!
>>> Fuck you Najera!
>Sock him Benny! YOU WONT!

by Brian May 13, 2004