BRIAN's definitions

Quake

Game produced by ID Software. Has fast-paced, mindless, frag-fest action.
Quake players (See "Quake Monkey") often spread to team-based games like Battlefield 1942 and ruin it with their score-whoring.

"Quake is home to abunch of n00bs."

by Brian September 10, 2003

so sco

"g-talk" for South San Francisco.

Yo I got some peeps dat be kickin it in So Sco, lets hit them up and get our crunk on yo.

by brian June 27, 2005

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by Brian October 29, 2004

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

sportscenter

a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole

I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.

by Brian February 23, 2004

Ragdoll Drunk

The point of drunkeness where a person goes completely limp. This is much past stumblefucked, and should not be confused with standard drunk-person-being-uncooperative. This is a state (concious or not) where the person resembles a floppy rag doll, and slumps the way you drop them. This seems to be much more common in girls.
Can also be applied to someone being Ragdoll High, or simply being dead.

"man, these two guys just dragged leigh back to her room. she was like, ragdoll drunk."

by Brian November 4, 2004