slutwife

A married woman who fucks other men for her husbands enjoyment.

I enjoy watching my slutwife fuck other men.

by brian April 10, 2008

Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers plagueing the streets. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. Welcome to the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, all the shit that comes in gets stuck here.

Pleasantville + Silvertown(Joe Dirt) + Leave it to Beaver = Ahwatukee

by Brian January 31, 2005

lath

One who has a gigantic penis.

penis
huge
sex

When Misty saw lath she got down on her knees.

by Brian April 25, 2005

Show us your tits.

An exclamation, usually spoken by drunk or horny guys, who want to see a hot chicks supple, bare titties.

"Hey bitch, show us your tits."

by Brian March 17, 2004

gayish

Not completely gay / noticibly feminine, but not known to be homosexual

2004- Mikey to Brian

So he has a man-purse, but likes football... i'd say hes gayish

by Brian November 06, 2004

slinger

A drug dealer. The local pusher.

I got this dope from the slinger down the street.

by Brian March 31, 2005

Zymetrical

1. (adj.) Of or exhibiting near asymmetry, just not really; Involving or exhibiting an uncommon measure, disproportionate in parts (i.e., having its parts inordinate, due to its dimensions); jenious.

2. (noun): Beauty as a result of unbalance or dissimilitude.

That is so like totally zymetrical.

by Brian February 08, 2004