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chief justice

Verb: When a woman is on her period and a man removes her tampon with his mouth and shakes his head around, thus spraying blood all over his face, resembling a vintage Native American.
"Craig now has period blood on his face because he gave himself a Chief Justice."
by Brian January 26, 2005
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The Simpsons

Premiered first on The Tracy "Ugly Bitch" Show on HBO, then came to Fox, was good for a about 9 seasons, and then got boring, Family Guy came along took the same basic concept of a family but made it funnier, now The Simpsons is going to the shitter and The Griffins own.
Homer: We have three children?

Peter: Let's see, Chris, Stewie, and... Megatron! Sweeeet!
by Brian August 4, 2004
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mull

While having sex with a dead female, the mouth is over the whole vaginal opening while a friend jumps on the stomache of the dead female repeatedly. The person on the receiving end will get all the juices from the dead lady thus resulting in a Mull.
by Brian April 20, 2006
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rongering

damn, morgan gave me a good rongering last night
by brian May 24, 2004
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Desrate

Saddened frustration; conjunction of despondent and irate.
Brian is desrate.
by Brian December 5, 2003
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nascar

Nascar is one of the more pointless sports in america. The least they could do is turn right and left, instead of just left ( yes, i know there road courses they race on, but leave that to the real pros of F1 and Le Mans) people in America complain about the loss of natural resources, when a good lot of fuel is consumed every nascar race day by the drivers, as well as the beer bellied fans. Those who enjoy nascar are slow to realize that american cars and engines are the worste in the world. F1 has no Ford.. or Dodge.. or Chevrolet. They have BMW, Ferrari, and BAR Honda... all of which are much more highly respected than there american counterparts.
the engineers of F1 were let loose to design the fastest car imaginable.( while still being able to turn) they came out of the draft room with a car that could go nearly 300 MPH, and stick to the ceilings with so much downforce.
Nascar sucks all around compared to Formula 1
by Brian October 12, 2004
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Windowlicker

a wonderful way to describe my retarded co-worker.
JP sure is being a first class windowlicker today!!!
by brian May 13, 2003
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