BRETT's definitions

email paralysis

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.

My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.

by Brett March 8, 2005

Coach Z

the struggling coach and soon to be rapper with his smash single "these people try to fade me".from homestarrunner.com

coach z:ive got a great costume!"

by brett October 16, 2003

Yichard

A short, dorky guy that is commonly victimized by Puffalumps, and almost always deserves it

Yichard needs to be attocked

by Brett October 1, 2004

music

what makes the world go round

metallica is the best music

by Brett June 19, 2003

droughted

to feel thirsy or dehydrated

"Man, I need a drink. I feel so droughted!"

by Brett November 18, 2004

mormon

I happen to be a mormon only because my fuckin parents make me go to the church. i hate my religion

mormons suck

by Brett June 20, 2003

jungle baby

A racial term used to describe a black person
Used in place of the word "nigger"

I hate Jamal, he is such a jungle baby.

by Brett October 24, 2004