swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.

The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.

by brett January 20, 2004

laptizzie

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

by brett April 05, 2005

skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.

On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.

by Brett July 21, 2005

youns

you guys, you all

hey what are youns doin tonight

by Brett May 22, 2003

alcoholic

Someone who goes to meetings

I'm not an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings.

by Brett February 24, 2005

Duck Dodgers

Duck Dodgers is the codename of Duck. No, this has nothing to do with Daffy Duck of Bugs Bunny fame. Or not much.

Duck: QUACK QUACK. I got nothin' to wear to tha partay. OH SHI!!

by Brett February 17, 2005

New Hampshire

The most underrated state in the nation. Short drive to the city, to the shore and to the mountains. Massachusetts winos' savior on Sunday. Massachusetts whinos' savior around Christmas.

I love New Hampshire.

by Brett May 13, 2005