that's the way the cookie crumbles

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

by brendan May 28, 2004

google up

Like urban up but using google.com as opposed to urbandictionary.com.

ÿeeko suave ! reach out and touch faith says:
lol man fuck knows how you didnt waffle with 900 words
all ur skillz r belong 2 us says:
just look at your 2 books all about manchuria and abyssinia
all ur skillz r belong 2 us says:
and if you think you've got all that google up

by brendan September 07, 2004

bio

A backflip with a rotation
eg. A Bio 540 = a backflip also rotating through 540 degress horizontally.

''Woah, that guy just bio 540ed the mole hill''

by Brendan April 06, 2003

potatoe wedge

irish insult. dont ever say this to a irish man or u'll be in bad luck

Stop drinking and eating all the of beer and lucky charms you potatoe wedge!

by brendan February 10, 2005

snowboarding

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.

Snowboarding is as good as sex

by brendan March 20, 2004

nadnerb

The name Brendan backwards.

My name is nadnerb backwards.

by brendan March 04, 2005

golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

by brendan July 16, 2004