Definitions by BRENDAN

calm the ham 

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

calm the ham by Brendan April 7, 2003

Rhyme 

A verse that flows.

''dat sure woz a tight rhyme, boy he can flow''
e.g ''there's a million of us just like me/ who cuss like me/ who just don't give a fuck like me/ who dress like me, walk talk n act like me/ n just might be the next best thing/ but not quite me'' - shady

Rhyme by Brendan April 7, 2003

Dipstick 

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

Dipstick by Brendan April 7, 2003

Red Ash 

A walking track around a grassland area. Used by people walking their dogs, cyclists, runners and doped up dirt bikers.

''Want tae go round the Red Ash?''

Red Ash by Brendan April 7, 2003

Scottish Rocks

The best basketball team in Scotland.

''What a pass from Singleton of the Scottish Rocks''

Scottish Rocks by Brendan April 7, 2003

Wapper 

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet

''Look at that wapper go''

Wapper by Brendan April 7, 2003

Spoffing 

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)

''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''

Spoffing by Brendan April 7, 2003