BRENDAN's definitions

three second rule

The three second rule is as follows: When you walk into the room where the girl you are interested in is or when she arrives in the vicinity you must initiate conversation within three seconds so to convey spontaneous thought. If you do not follow it and initiate conversation after a couple of minutes she may be less talkative and less attracted by your likely prepared speech. Even if you come out with some shit it will likely be better than preparing something to say. She'll probably be able to tell.

*Shit here she is, here goes*.."eh Hey you're looking fine today girl..where have you been i've not seen you since yesterday"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"

by brendan June 19, 2004

Gob

Mouth (Scottish).

''Shut yer gob fannybawz''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

Kobe Style

A sex position were u bend the bitch over chair and do her in the ass/pussy

Kobe- bend over bitch, or ill make u
Ho- Ok big daddy which chair u want me to use

by Brendan May 6, 2005

Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)

''Grant put your wee man away''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

joint

Chopped marijuana buds in a rolling paper accompanied with some baccy.

Wanna have a joint?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Brendan June 18, 2006

alpha sigma tau

Alpha Sigma Tau has the sexiest wildest girls in it. If you are not out with at least 1 of them, you are not having as good of a time as you could. They are down to earth and crazy. There is NEVER a dull moment when you are with these chicks

One time my room got ransacked by 4 hot AST's and the spent 4 hours of a saturday night dancing a screaming in my room. A large blow up blimp I had was been tossed around and ridden. MY bed had multiple beers spilled on it and footprints on it from people jumping on it. I just sat back and watched in pure exstacy laughing! They were so funny!

by Brendan February 24, 2005

hotmale

Hotmail for gays.

Erik: I need to check my hotmail
Gustave: Erik babey u should get hotmale - it's much homosexier!

by brendan May 15, 2004