short end of the stick

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"
by brendan June 27, 2004
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666!

The number of the excited beast. A variant of the standard number of the beast 666.
666! is 1.010632 x 10^1593. I'm sure you'll agree that this is a very big number and is too big to be shown in full!
by Brendan July 05, 2004
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milking the lizard

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!
by brendan June 19, 2004
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Slimpenis

Parody of the name of rapper Slim Shady (Marshall Mathers) used by people who think he is simply a fake ass white boy.
''Hi my name is, Slimpenis''
by Brendan April 05, 2003
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Wapper

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet
''Look at that wapper go''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
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Moo Juice

One who 0wns noobs. He has many enemies, all of which hate him for being so skilled. Someone who is known as "Moo Juice" is said to enjoy cluster bombing and wingclipping.

Often, a Moo Juice will be used to 0wn + noobs in large scale wars. it is often said that + never see it coming.
omgs that Moo Juice is so l33t, + is fux0red.
by Brendan March 28, 2005
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golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.
The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.
by brendan July 16, 2004
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