BRENDAN's definitions

American Dream

An idea created by American society trying to make people believe anyone could be anything. Strange how all the US presidents have been in the upper 1% of society (in class-financial terms).

Death of a Salesman

by Brendan September 19, 2003

asl

1. Above Sea Level
2. Age Sex Location
3. American Sign Language

1. Mont Blanc is 4810m ASL
2. allursbaby7: hey, asl?
hotplaya1001: 14/m/canada
alursbaby7: sorry i gtg bye
3. I could never get to grips with ASL so I had to drop it.

by Brendan March 29, 2004

Red Ash

A walking track around a grassland area. Used by people walking their dogs, cyclists, runners and doped up dirt bikers.

''Want tae go round the Red Ash?''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

pimp hand

using your pimp hand to keep the gurls attracted to you..being a player

keep the pimp hand strong..
"will do will do"

by brendan February 22, 2004

NO2

Nitrous Oxide
1. Used in vehicles as a boost in speed but is street illegal.
2. Bodybuilding supplement; designer creatine.

1. NO2's in the boot.
2. NO2 doesn't work any better than standard creatine monohydrate.

by brendan September 20, 2004

Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

1337

The term 1337 is just an abreviation of Elite.

1 R T3h 1337 j00 f4g!

by Brendan July 23, 2006