BRANDON's definitions

Shnaysh

Substitute for any profanity.

Could also be used in any of these combinations:

shnaysh-a-fras
shnaysh-a-quatch
shnaysh-a-pouch
shnaysh-a-fras in the pouch
shnaysh-a-root in the Bararar
...you get the idea

Shut up ya big shanysh!

by Brandon May 7, 2005

tilt

A place to post, your house, home

a my nigga i am about to go post up at the tilt

by BRANDON May 9, 2003

Jamie's grilled cheese

A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.

After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.

by Brandon January 23, 2005

asshog

someone who hogs the chick in the gang-bang

"Man i couldn't get near that ho',that asshog was all up in my space, you feel me?

by Brandon December 5, 2003

da funk

funky smell from vaginal disorder or disease.

also see: rotten twatt

Kathy hasn't taken a shower in a week... That bitch is got da funk!

by Brandon May 13, 2005

nunge

an expletive. on sight, causing you to be nauseous. to see something that causes you to become sick.

From my Portuguese grandma, Bernice.

Nunge! the kid's snot is dripping down his face into his mouth!

by Brandon August 19, 2004

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005