BRANDON's definitions
Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Most people know of it only because of the PNC Bank Arts Center. Holmdel has huge houses, each with a basketball hoop even if there are no kids living in the house. While driving you'll see THE nicest cars until a random deer decides to pop out of nowhere. If you live in Holmdel you know of the following: BestBuy, the smell of skunk, how to illegally access the parkway, roadkill, the mysterious Emu one town over that are supposed to be extinct, HHS sucks, the red flashing lights on Bethany for the train don't necessarily mean stop because the damn train takes an hour to get there - but who is stupid enough to try and cross the tracks with the arms down anyway, there is a local Sears you pass by every now and then, but never go in, you've gone well over the speed limit on South Holland, and your business is everyone else's in a matter of five seconds. The best things to do in Holmdel are ... oh, that's right, nothing.
In Holmdel your best friend is boredom.
by brandon April 5, 2005
Get the HOLMDELmug. by brandon November 20, 2004
Get the Ron Artestmug. 
Get the Ayassmug. one who 'tweaks balls' as in one who uses the drug methamphetamine to get amped and then shakes around and talks non-stop.
I would have asked Mary to help me study for my test but she's such a tweaker --she couldn't sit still for more than 2 minutes so that's why I got a D+
by brandon December 3, 2002
Get the tweakermug. "you stepped on my foot, yiddiot!"
by brandon June 17, 2006
Get the Yiddiotmug. 
(v.)(Slang/Informal) To give a of lack details and/or display an absence of common courtsey towards another.
by Brandon May 15, 2004
Get the uncle-raymug.