BRAD's definitions

potatoe masher

sex with a guy who really has no rhythm or finesse,basically "pound pound pound"

He was such a potatoe masher in bed!

by Brad January 10, 2004

big cock

Brad has one down his pants and it is massive!!!!!!!

fit girl : i wish i could suck on brads big cock again
brad : u can but u will have to wait in line

by BRAD September 8, 2004

anchovie

What you find in your mouth after giving head to a girl.

"Don't bother with that chick. She left an anchovie in my mouth last time."

by brad March 28, 2008

lighter

A small protion of crack cocaine.

I've got twenty-five lighters on my dresser. I got's to get paid.

by Brad November 15, 2005

four pound

a nine millimeter, they all weigh about four pounds.

"I held the four pound steel in my hands thinking about what i had done"

by brad April 7, 2005

What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005

weiseling

when tom's mom sucks the cack

gee ms. doherty you r real good at weiseling my cack

by brad December 14, 2004