gur

There was a gur in the jungle. He had a hot lion mommy with six breasts.
by Brad March 17, 2004
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Internet

Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.
by Brad July 29, 2003
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Totse

A Online Knowlege Oriented manifestation of ethreal wisdom where one can attain knowledge and ample discretion on the utilization and potential ramifications therof.
Totse a haven for paranoids and visionaries
by Brad June 09, 2004
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telp

how a child with a speech impediment yells for help.
Telp guys telp me telp me guys i've fawen an i cant get tup
by brad May 13, 2005
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hojillion

The number of hos you can fit into your car.
Then I drank about a hojillion Dr. Peppers.
by Brad February 09, 2004
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Hauling Yorkie

1. A cover phrase used as a stand-in for any secretive or illicit act that one does not want to made public.

2. Used to describe any unknown act; usually of an illicit or frowned-upon nature.
"What'd I do last night? Eh, not much. I got in, made some dinner, hauled some yorkie and went to bed."

"Nobody's gonna be hauling any yorkie on my watch!"
by Brad August 12, 2004
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fuckup

To ruin or spoil, especially through stupidity.
Did you fuckup the computer?
by Brad February 03, 2003
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