loq

laugh out quietly

LOQ, the guy who invented LOQ must be gay

by bob November 13, 2003

waffling

To talk of write foolishly.
see equivocate and vacillate

He had a habbit waffling tiresomely off the point.

by Bob August 29, 2004

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 16, 2005

pie boy

Round,bald,fat, cock smoking felcher who eats all the pies when not felching.
also links with roundboy

kenny is definatley a pie boy

by bob February 10, 2004

popeye

internet tit

total pops

by bob September 06, 2003

ShockSMX

One who indulges in homo-erotic stimulus; enjoyment of the penis.

Johnny and A-Aplz played hide the sausage while aunt peggy was out talking to the milkman.

by Bob April 03, 2003