cockgoggle

An insult that hints that the insultee is in dire need, of some goggles for his cock.
Shut the hell up you cockgoggle.
by Bob January 12, 2004
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mockney

A cockey is suposedly someone born within the sound of the Bow Bells in London. A mockey is someone with wishful asperations (or exceptionally good hearing).
"That Beamish lad thinks he's so eastend; what a mockney!"
by Bob March 27, 2003
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Grdina

A hot chick from Perry, the hottest person in the class of 2007, said to be the hottest 13 year old ever.
Rachel Grdina
by Bob April 08, 2004
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Twiorange

A twiorange is a the act of punching a girl in the face while you're ejaculating in her mouth. Named after Twilight_Orange of &Totse fame.
Damn dude, I twiorange'd my girlfriend when she was giving me head and put her in the hospital!!
by Bob May 05, 2005
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Military Intelligence

an excuse for moving into another country so you can take theyer oil without bein called a empire building loonytick

see wordgeorge bush/word
military inteligence tells us that...are a thret so we have to kill them and take theyer land and theyer oil valuable oil
by bob September 27, 2003
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system of a down

one of the best fucking bands in the world!!!!!!
if u dont like them, then ur just a preppy motherfucker who doesnt want to stray from the "in crowd" i mean, look at me, i used 2 be a prep and now im banging my head against the wall listening 3 SOAD, and im proud!!
System of a down isnt just some screaming band (look up the lyrics on ur comp, bitch!) that rocks about absolutely nothing, instead, theyre a very ritious band that goes on tours 4 charities and orphanages and whatnot while rocking about how bad porn, war, etc. is/amreicas mistakes.

What's so wrong about that?

Listen to:"Violent Pornography" and listen VERY care fully to the opening line of "B.Y.O.B." it says "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!?!?!?" of course, referring to war and how presidents dont fight them
To make my point clear, SOAD is a good band, and if u dont like them, then........................

FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!
or....
BURN IN HELL!!!!!
or....
GO FUCK A SHEEP!!!!!
guy standing on top of a skyscraper: SYSTEM OF A DOWN IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!!
50 Cent: BOOOOOOO, dogg, g, homie

And then 50 cent gets jumped on by little rabid squirrels and eaten alive
THE END
by bob August 30, 2008
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optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."
by bob March 23, 2005
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