BOOGER's definitions

Pirtate

a cross between a Pirate and a Manatee. Has only TWO ARMS! NOT THREE, SAM!

Occured when Captain Jack Sparrow tried to sail home after a night of drunken revelry; after taking a wrong turn at the Island of Bardados, he ran aground on a sandbar off the Floridian Keys. He was thrown overboard by the force of the impact, and soon enough, he spied a female manatee. Mistaking her for a mer-maid of some sort, he...well...I think you get the idea.

From that beautiful union, the first Pirtate was born.

However, It would not be the last. The goode captain married the manatee, whom was named Debra, and they sailed the ocean blue, plundering all the seaweed in the Sargasso Sea!

I was scuba diving in Florida, and I witnessed a Pirtate giving birth!

by Booger November 16, 2004

Mayonaise Legs

Describes a slut's legs--they're easy to spread.

I really like Mary--she has mayonaise legs!

by Booger July 15, 2004

stump broke

describes an animal which has been trained to back up to a stump to facilitate the act

Ol' Dave got that heifer so stump broke, all you got to do is step up on the stump and she backs up just pretty as you please.

by Booger February 27, 2004

bouche

a spritely interjection, used to exclaim wonder or to show a large force like a punch or explosion.

1. and then Steve Buscemi showed up, and it was like BOUCHE, godliness

2. and then the bomb was like BOUCHE

by booger December 29, 2003

moe.

they fuckin rock but are so underrated its fuckin sad

moe. is fuckin awesome man

by booger December 23, 2003

car hoe.

one who pretends to be interested in the same topics as everyone else just to be included in a group

no example cause i'm lazy

by booger December 2, 2003

pop tart

coined by page six of the new york post, sugar sweet pop singer (male or female) that has zero pesonality, zero talent, more money than god, and a penchant for getting ripped at trendy urban high dollar night clubs.

"pop tart britney spears was seen puking in a stall at the midtown church for club goers
Avalon.

by booger November 28, 2003