Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BONE

Hoof

1. A word I scream just before I stab someone with a stick then toss them to the other side of the street.

2. A sound FX made when stabbing then throwing someone to the other side of the street.

Guy1: I'm going to hurt you now!
Guy2: *meep*
*stabbed HOOF*
Guy2: AAHHHHH!!!
Guy1: Oh did I kill him?

by Bone February 15, 2004

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bitchin

1) Somethin awesome or "tight"
2) Annoying fucken females runnin there mouths.

1) Damn that car is bitchin.
2) Damn slut quit your bitchin.

by Bone August 14, 2003

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XP

It can also mean a dead face by closing the eyes and sticking your tongue.

Driving retarded in rain or snow can cause major injury or XP.

by Bone June 27, 2005

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Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004

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Latias

Latios sister and my favorite Dragon Pokemon. Kind of looks like a pink and white jet plane with eyes. She has Psychic abilities which allows her to see through her brothers eyes and become invisible. She can also take on the form of a human.

Latias! Use Dragon Claw!

by Bone April 26, 2004

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