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metz

To promote or otherwise install a COTS product that has almost no support and is a crappy product
I've got a metz to install this weekend. Wish me luck.

Who installed this crappy metz?
by bob February 2, 2004
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scuffer

A derogatory term for Britains uneducated, peasant underclass. They are known for wearing "prison white" training shoes, "designer" labels, baseball caps, anything with a "Burberry" check (though often not the genuine article), drinking cheap spirits/wines on the street and from a bottle, when allowed inside a pub' they drink pints of lager until they cannot stand at which point they attempt to fight anybody within arms length. They also chain smoke, write in pigeon English, swear at least once every time they open their mouths, spit on the ground regardless of location and waste their lives away milling about shopping malls while complaining how unfair everything is.
Usually applied to males, an equivalent term for females is "kappaslappa."
It should also be noted that Scuffers themselves appear to believe that the word is a compliment and that petty theft and violent crimes are a game.
by Bob February 4, 2004
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Drej

Drej- a carbon copy of a retard that cant think of anything new to say
Drej:your owned
Drej:jew
Drej:your a pos N00b
by bob February 4, 2004
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minger

a minger is a fucker. it is a very versatile word similar to fuck except you can say it in public without getting dirty looks because no one knows what you're talking about.
Ming off!

or

What the ming does that girl think shes doing with my man?

or

Whatever, go ming yourself.
by bob February 4, 2004
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britpop

Oasis, Oasis, Oasis, Oasis.
elvis is almost as good as britpop
by bob February 4, 2004
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Forehead Slime

One's forehead whos just been flopped on by a big fat hair nutsack leaving a trail of endless slime
I left some Forehead Slime on this kid named connie
by Bob February 6, 2004
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murder by death

"Did you buy the Murder By Death cd yet it kicks ass!"
by bob February 8, 2004
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