waco standoff

A term used when you and 1 or more of your friends are playing a first-person shooter type video game, and some or all of the players have equipped sniper rifles, therefore all the players are just hiding waiting for someone else to move.

Great, we all have sniper rifles, looks like we're gonna have another waco standoff.

by bill April 22, 2004

felinapheliac

A person who derives pleasure from petting a cat.

My friend Steve just spooged himself while holding my cat.

by Bill September 05, 2004

snouch

When one props there legs up on the bed, then proceeds to masturbate to the point of climax having the cum hit your own face.

Brando was lonely last night so he decided to snouch himself before going out!

by Bill December 28, 2004

screw driver

Someone is a nutcase behind the wheel, usually drives a white van, or powerful rear wheel drive car.

"Bill your a fucking screw driver!"
"we wanted a driver, not a SCREW DRIVER"

by Bill May 18, 2006

Red Sox Nation

Term used to describe fans of the Boston Red Sox. Fans of the team, whether they live in New England or throughout America or the World are considered members of Red Sox Nation.

All of Red Sox Nation rejoiced when the Red Sox defeated the Yankees to complete the greatest comeback in the history of sport.

by Bill January 19, 2005

pop it in yer ass

when you pop something in your anus or even the rectum which is the same thing.

Billy was a fag so he loved to pop things in his ass

by bill January 19, 2004

ball stretcher

a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra 1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches. Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles. Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the testicles and to the testicle cords.

Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked.

by bill December 25, 2004