wharfadangle

one of a variety of three toed sloths having a mullet, webbed feet, and shit colored eyes

Holy shit i just saw a wharfadangle eating a chocolate chip corndog and a can of viennas.

by bill June 27, 2003

Shubby Shubby

When someone is really drunk their sentences tend to sound like this.

Drunk guy 1: bill, HEY BILL!!!!! wake up man, you passed out.

Bill: uh, shubby shubby nascar shubby

by Bill May 14, 2004

1080

A term used to refer to a large man/woman, usually women, whom you would have to roll 1080 degrees to get off of during sex.

"Hey Jim, that 1080's been staring at you all night. You should go talk to her."
"Sorry, I won't do anything that has it's own orbit."

by Bill September 25, 2005

sea lover

One who loves the cock.
can be associated with fags and heteros

You sea lover

by bill March 13, 2003

Ruptured Duck

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

by bill April 24, 2005

crabs

Pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.

Eazy-E sez: She had more crabs than a seafood platter.

by Bill February 14, 2004

squirrell

1. Hitting some one in the testicles without them expecting it.

It ussually goes like this "Hey steve, guess what I saw in a tree the other day...squirrell(as you proceed to hit them in the balls).

by Bill September 06, 2004