short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."
It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.
by bill August 25, 2005
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semen grilla

noun:A human being of questionable integrity who hordes mass amounts of semen, then grills said semen over an open flame using tin foil or a similar grilling apparatus. What is done with said semen after the grilling process leads to the integral questioning forementioned.
Friend walks out to deck and finds other friend manning the grill."Oh my god...dude is that...by all thats holy i'm living with a semen grilla!"
by Bill April 19, 2008
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Eye fuck

A term Drill Instructors use when you look them in the eyes.An act which merits a good trashing
Recruit: *looks in the DI's eyes*

DI: YOU EYE FUCKING ME, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!

Recruit: No sir!

DI: *Punches the recruit in the gut*
by Bill March 20, 2006
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Shnoz

The nickname for someone who is an idiot, but in a funny and stupid way.
by Bill November 19, 2003
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Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.
"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."
by Bill March 15, 2004
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whipped

When i guy goes after stale pussy again and again no good apartent reason or gives into the every dmand of a women.
He is so whipped even after she tried to get with his best friend and talked all that shit he went crawling back to her when she should have been crawling back to him and he gave up drinking! He is so whipped!
by bill September 23, 2004
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assprime

Means moron, variants are aprime and vitaminous
your such an assprime
by Bill February 09, 2005
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