A term used to refer to a large man/woman, usually women, whom you would have to roll 1080 degrees to get off of during sex.
"Hey Jim, that 1080's been staring at you all night. You should go talk to her."
"Sorry, I won't do anything that has it's own orbit."
"Sorry, I won't do anything that has it's own orbit."
by Bill September 24, 2005

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.
Also deemed Pompey Steamer
Also deemed Pompey Steamer
Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?
We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society
We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society
by bill April 07, 2005

One who has read every single Tolkien book and know every damn thing about it. And God forbid if you don't know as much as they do. They can get really nasty.
by Bill June 26, 2004

Going without undershorts, said of a male, so called because his balls hang free and unencumbered. A similar expression is "going commando," which can be used of either a male or female without underwear, but is more often used of a male.
"A lot of guys like to freeball in the summer, but I prefer jockey shorts, to give my balls a little support, since otherwise they hang too low in the heat. I do freeball if I'm anticipating a sexual encounter, however!"
by bill August 11, 2005

by bill May 01, 2003
