BIG d's definitions

cdrotfflmfaoshticacpmptin

Chrashing Down Rolling Over The Friggin' Floor Laughing My Friggin' Ass Off So Hard That I cry And Choke Pissing My Pants This Is Nuts

this is used when you are "really" choking/gasping for breath from laughing

tony: you got so drunk at that party last night, that we had to drag you back home

jimmy: cdrotfflmfaoshticacpmptin

tony O_0; *waves wtf flag*

by Big D February 21, 2005

A_A

a "very" happy face/smiley

girl:like I just got me a puppy A_A
guy: o.O

by Big D May 13, 2005

merch

the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit

oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.

dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you

by Big D July 28, 2004

penis smoker

1) One who gives head...

2) A homosexual male

I bet she's a good penis smoker... ;)

Jake, quit acting like a Penis Smoker

by Big D March 1, 2003

plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.

That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!

by Big D January 9, 2003

marriage

synonym: becoming Celibate

Have you read about that "celibacy by choice" fad that is going around?

Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.

by Big D March 12, 2004

H6 Mafia

An elite group in Oldham County, Kentucky. They do want they want when they want with who they want.

H6 MAFIA "Legends in their own minds"
Don't mess with H6.

by Big D April 20, 2003