oak park

-The only place in the world where it sucks to be a wealthy, heterosexual white male.

I gew up in the People's Republic of Oak Park.

by Big Mike April 16, 2005

gangsterfied

someone or something that is very gangster or ghetto

damn that car is gangsterfied

by big mike November 15, 2004

two towels

wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.

Randy is a two towel he has big man tits

by big mike November 14, 2003

red-headed stepchild

Applied to one who does not fit in and is shunned for the differences and/or is bullied at a high degree

By marrying his daughter, Woody Allen was considered to be the red-headed stepchild of Hollywood.

by Big Mike October 31, 2004

shaming

(v.) the act of bringing embarassment to a drunk individual. The individual is usually sober, but if drunk enough, shaming can occur while the subject is awake. All shamings should be recorded in some form, either through pictures or movies. Shamings usually occur because the individual passed out first or passed out with their shoes on.

Shaming can be a number of things: piling random objects on a person jenga-style, writing on them with permanent ink, shaving or cutting the individual's hair into embarassing styles (ex: a mullet), or any other creative way to bring embarassment upon the intoxicated party without their knowledge.

Sometimes referred to as the individual being "owned".

The freshman was so drunk that he passed out first AND with his shoes on, that we shamed him by duct-taping him to the couch, piling food on him, and drawing obscene things on his face.

by Big Mike May 13, 2005

lily padding

going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.

Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame.

by Big Mike February 21, 2005

porking the prince

see: banging the queen

Chick 1: Hey, what were you doing last night? I tried to call you.
Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe.
Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!

by Big Mike May 03, 2006