BIG MIKE's definitions

porking the prince

see: banging the queen

Chick 1: Hey, what were you doing last night? I tried to call you.
Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe.
Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!

by Big Mike May 3, 2006

oak park

-The only place in the world where it sucks to be a wealthy, heterosexual white male.

I gew up in the People's Republic of Oak Park.

by Big Mike April 16, 2005

B-RO

Quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers, best quarterback around, man who originated the "RothlisBURGER" sandwich at Pepi's in Pittsburgh, also know as Big Ben and Berger....o yea, GO STEELERS

Joe: Yo man you see B-RO's game last night?
Mike: Hell yea, he lit it up!!

by BIG MIKE April 18, 2005

shaming

(v.) the act of bringing embarassment to a drunk individual. The individual is usually sober, but if drunk enough, shaming can occur while the subject is awake. All shamings should be recorded in some form, either through pictures or movies. Shamings usually occur because the individual passed out first or passed out with their shoes on.

Shaming can be a number of things: piling random objects on a person jenga-style, writing on them with permanent ink, shaving or cutting the individual's hair into embarassing styles (ex: a mullet), or any other creative way to bring embarassment upon the intoxicated party without their knowledge.

Sometimes referred to as the individual being "owned".

The freshman was so drunk that he passed out first AND with his shoes on, that we shamed him by duct-taping him to the couch, piling food on him, and drawing obscene things on his face.

by Big Mike May 13, 2005

heaven

heaven is like a fairy tale its somethin that older people tell you so you can be good and do no evil and some man or women got drunk one day and they thought that they was talkin to god but was really talkin to them selves and that is what made the bible so kids don't believe everything you hear its one thing that can currupt the mind.

"If you live your life in the name of god you go to heaven, If you sin you go to hell" thats all bullshit

by Big Mike February 1, 2005

lily padding

going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.

Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame.

by Big Mike February 21, 2005

no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

I call shotgun, no joust

by Big Mike April 25, 2004