BIG JOHNSON's definitions

scumbag

Saulius Milevicius. Thats All You Need To Know. He Is THEE biggest scumbag of all time.

Johnson: Dude, WTF is that smell? smells like someone who hasn't taken a shower in about 4 years.
Rudy: Dude, Thats TOTES Saulius!

by Big Johnson March 31, 2005

striptastica

a stiptastic day in July

striptastica was striptastic

by big johnson June 21, 2004

GANAS

guts... or gonads... your GANAS define your abilities as a man... if you have no ganas, or gonads... you are a gayfer, I.E. vince...

jeez... brewski would sure benefit from a good influx of ganas right about now, maybe he might have enough ganas then to go get jordan and make her deserve.

by Big Johnson February 19, 2005

swanse

a term expressing admiration for an impressive penile member, a.k.a. "big johnson".

"Johnny's got a swanse like a horse..."

by big johnson August 16, 2004

cunningsgale

to french kiss a vagina

bobby performed a cunningsgale last night with expertice

by big johnson May 13, 2005

bia bia

When someone says BIA BIA you respond with "Uh Oh!"

BIA BIA!!! Uh Oh!!!

by BIG JOHNSON May 31, 2003

Soggy White

Short version of soggy white bread. When a woman has a loose shaved pussy

She has some soggy white
Look at that soggy white

by Big Johnson April 9, 2005