Definitions by BETTY CROCKER

circus 

A place where children watch lions and tigers and bears. Herion addicts become "clowns", the floors and seats are sticky as hell and the popcorn and peanuts taste like shit.

I paid $10 to bring the kids to the circus...I'll pay $20 to get out of ever going again.

circus by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

kool-aid 

The universal drink of the ghetto.
comes in many flavors such as grape, cherry, blueberry etc, but known to the ghetto natives as red, purple etc.

also used as a slang term to describe a situation.

You all up in my kool-aid and don't even know the flavor.

What kind of kool-aid do you want?...
ummm...red

kool-aid by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

butt fuck nowhere 

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

butt fuck nowhere by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

toddler 

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

toddler by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

gang 

A group of people who join together to give themselves silly nicknames, rob other poor people, sell drugs to their own kin, and have babies.

There are 4 main gangs with tens of thousands of "sub-gangs"

hey I'm bored...lets join a gang!

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA LETS MAKE ONE UP.

hell yeah, then lets post it on urban dictionary that our gang is super cool.

FO SHIZZLE!

gang by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

baby mama

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches

If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck

baby mama by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

baby daddy 

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.

He ain't shit, thats just my baby daddy.

baby daddy by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006