Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

np 

short for 'no prob,' used widely in chatrooms or IMs after someone says 'Thx' (thank you)

np by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

head-spin 

the act of twisting the head of your penis with your fingers so utterly hard that the head of your penis falls off.

head-spin by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

dirty pillows 

Water Balloons

My meat hooks got stuck to your dirty pillows.

dirty pillows by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

bai 

bastardization of 'Bye,' widely uttered by net whores and chodes

Chloe says:
g2g bai

Chimu says:
Speak english, biatch

bai by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

meat hooks 

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

meat hooks by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

thx 

Bastardization of 'Thnx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanks,' which is a bastardization of 'Thank You.'

<Biatch>: I killed your rabbit!
<bish>: thx
<Biatch>: np

thx by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

Goo 

cum

He loaded his goo into his ass.

Goo by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003