butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

Bottyburp

What little girls and boys call a fart. See bottomburp

"My cousin did a bottyburp yesterday!"
"Oh, that's nice!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

Chief Piggum

Clancy Wiggum, chief of police in Springfield, USA. Knows what he's gettin' (some donuts).

He called me Chief Piggum! Oh, now I get it. Ha ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

Feminem

Eminem in drag.

Feminem flashed me her cock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

breakfast

The most greetable and welcomed meal of the day. See Hello Breakfast.

Hello Breakfast!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

¬_¬

azn term used all over oekaki boards, message boards, chat rooms and the general internet. Used when they think someone has done something suspicious, even when it is clearly obvious.

Other azn terms include:

^_^
^^
o.O
o.o;;;;;;
=D
._.
^^;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

Tragic: The Gathering

A trading card game brainwashing fat, bald 45-year-old comic collecters and young teens alike.

<MungMunch> You're playing Magic: The Gathering? How tragic.
<TubeOfBalls> Yeh, wel, aglaest we haev fwendz LOLZ!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 02, 2003