Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

pop an ass 

To: fart; pass gas; phut; expulse methane

Wes was gettings its ons ands shes gones ands popped an ass ons mes. Smellies.

pop an ass by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

native 

Forgotten people of America and Australia.

native by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

plump

fat; tubby; chubby; whale-like; blubbery; wobbly; immobile; fatassed; manboobulant; stuck; jiggly; bulgy; rotund; spherical-assed; pudgy; water-filled

You plump motherfucker, all you can do is move your neck to turn around when the fridge gets repossesed!

plump by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

wank off by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

Little Kim

Small midget-girl with a gnome-hat and gnome-boots

You' little like that Kim lady.

Little Kim by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

Chap 

Man; friend; chum

Come along, chaps, its time for the mass suicide!

Chap by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

cum muffin 

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.

cum muffin by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003