BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

d'oh

An exclamation of distaste or dislike. Originating from Homer Simpson. Actually accepted into some dictionaries (such as this one.)

<Homer> You might say he's barkin' up up the wrong Bush! Heh heh heh.
<HomersBrain> There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you've ever said, and nobody heard it.
<Homer> D'OH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

|:O

1. A Gorillaz
2. Cucumber up the ass

1. Look at me, I am a gorilla
2. It seems I have a cucumber lodged in my anal cavity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

linux-box

An X-Box that runs Linux. This was unintentional by Microsoft, and now it is to their own faults that their only game console promotes another OS company. Ha ha. Of course, some fiddling needs to be done to the Sex-Box that only linux geeks would know how or bother to do.

Who would bother with LinuX-Box anyway? Linux sucks, and X-Box blows.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

kthxbye

What an AOLer says after having cybersex, or even sex in general.

<Mark176> How was it for you?
<Laura69> Kthxbye

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

floppy disk

Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.

Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

zombie

An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.

I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003