BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

+O

To add O to something

+O to my bowl of cloves!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

dracula

1. Blood suckling count. He is a vampire. Go figure.
2. A song by Gorillaz.

Dracula met his foe, Prosacula and the two fought til dawn, at which point they shriveled up and burnt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 12, 2003

curses

An old-time non-offensive swear word, much like gosh, sugar and struth. Used in frustration.

Curses! My telephone is talking again!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

scum suckle

The act of sucking the scum from the bottom of a toothbrush/the bottom of your fat momma.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

g2g

Got to Go.

See gtg

g2g cya

g2g bai

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

purple mushroom

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003