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^0^

Shittiest emoticon I have had the misfortune to behold.
<FuKuJiGgA> ^0^ My mouth stretches above my eyes!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 27, 2003
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-.-

Tiredsome Animé emoticon.
<AzNcHiQQa> -.- u tire meh
<Killbot000> You look like someone kissing someones ass with their eyes closed.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 27, 2003
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postwhore

One who typically floods a message board with posts in order to gain a higher Post Count and to make themselves known in an environment of 5000 users.
Day 1: JohnnyPostWhore joins the board and introduces himself.
Day 2: JohnnyPostWhore has 3 posts.
Day 3: JohnnyPostWhore has 21 posts.
Day 4: JohnnyPostWhore realises no one even knows he exists
Day 5: JohnnyPostWhore has 56 posts.
Day 6: JohnnyPostWhore has 239 posts.
Day 7: JohnnyPostWhore has 1067 posts.
Day 8: JohnnyPostWhore's IP is banned for spamming.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003
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Dr. Evil

The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.
"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"

"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003
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shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.
How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003
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ROFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing.

Rhymes with 'waffle'.
ROFL!!!!1 u r teh FUNi!11 i lub u <3
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 29, 2003
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ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.
"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003
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