zombie

An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?
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super nintendo

Kick ass console, the greatest and finest of its age.

Games like Super Mario World, Super Metroid, Sim City, Bubsy the Bobcat and Donkey Kong Country 3 made it at it's greatest.
<BastardizedDracula> You played yer SNES lately?
<SoNiC> Hell, no! SEGA is better! I sold my SNES a week after playin' it!
<BastardizedDracula> *loads pistol*
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super nintendo

Although a mediocre crock of shit in todays standards, was the best of its kind in its time.
Super Nintendo totally owned SEGA and Atari.
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Motherfucker

Obie Trice's favorite word, sorta like how 50 Cent's favorite word is 'Shady/Aftermath'.
"In order to sell an album, you need to say 'motherfucker' at least 3 times in each verse, especially at the end of a sentence." - The O-Trice Philosophy
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fo' shizzle my wizzle

For sure, my wigga.
(Certainly, my white counterpart)
Nathan: Let's be off to purchase goods.
Vincent: Fo' shizzle my wizzle!
Nathan: I beg your pardon?
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chodebusters

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.
"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"
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bastardised bottomburp

'dictionary.com' was my 750th definition.
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