Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 02, 2003

curses

An old-time non-offensive swear word, much like gosh, sugar and struth. Used in frustration.

Curses! My telephone is talking again!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

hooah

When said while thrusting the pelvis, and after saying a long sentence, creates humor.

Sir,IjustseemedtohavedroppedyourvaseandkilledyourdogwhileIwasmindingyourhouse - (thrusts pelvis) HOOAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

high

Used as a greeting in the English language.

<FlamingDuck> Hello!
<JustifyAbsolute> High!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

pac-man strategy

The target company defends itself by threatening to take over its acquirer

Microsoft and Macintosh I suppose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

repeatard

A nuisance who repeats every funny thing you say or do, and becomes popular from doing so. Usually has the mental capacity of a Yu-Gi-Oh fan. See Yu-Gi-Schmoe

<Repeatard> LOZL!!111?/ Kets go nad palay YugiOH!1 Oh, YUgiOh is roxckint!!1 HAah d I wihs i weres a yugiohpe!1/

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 06, 2003

skool

How they spell 'school' on Invader Zim. The school has the word 'SKOOL' in large letters upon its roof.

I need to be at skool in 5 minutes!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 18, 2003