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Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

dangly buttocks 

Butt cheeks that sag to the floor.
I hate long and dangly things, like mom's buttocks.
adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.
Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.
Used as a greeting in the English language.
<FlamingDuck> Hello!
<JustifyAbsolute> High!

butt napkin 

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.
<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

pussy whipped 

<STFUn00bz> d00d!1 Yuo is pwned by teh women!11 LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Steve> Shut up, just SHUT UP!!!!
1. of or relating to the vagina
2. idiotic, bullshitting
1. Your mother is vaginal.
2. This homework is so vaginal.

Fanny batter

Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.
<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!