wank biscuit

Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.

enjo

An annoying brand of cleaning utensils with their catchy jingle of ear-straining madness.

Enjo, Enjo, Enjo! A cleaning we will go!

Nearby objects that are closer than the background (esp. in websites: the foreground is the text, images etc.)

"The foreground needs some colour."
"Shut up and mind your own website!"
"I would if my computer wasn't UP YOUR ASS!"

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

Phewlish one told me to screw me!

Only capaple of performace when you have an artificial neck.

I bent my artificial-neck backwards and we butthole-69ed til the blood rushed into my brain.