BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

nun

Woman shaped like a plate of jelly, shes sweeps across the ground without a sound. Many believe they have no legs, and are simply moving my electromagnetic forces. Also great targets for mooning.

(Kiss my ass, Nun-the-Wiser!)> :D( * )

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

Shat

The past-tense of 'shit' which I tend to use as present-tense.

"I shat on your carpet!" - Past
"I took a shat on your stove!" - Present

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003

Matrixed Down

The opposite of Matrixed Up and The Matrix.

To stray away from Matrix effects (Charlies Angels, Spiderman) and Matrix spoofs (Kung Pow, Cats & Dogs) or to add something that is the opposite of The Matrix to the movie.

My home movies featured me jumping around the walls, so I matrixed it down by adding Willy Nelson.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

tekken

Actually not a bad game, but still rather easy to beat. Got some cool characters (True Ogre, Hwoarang etc.) 2-player is better than Arcade mode.

Not the greatest fighting game ever.

Tekken 4 is crap (few characters, slow-movement, just Tekken 3 with different costumes and 2 or 3 new characters), Tekken Tag Tournament is the best Tekken.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 18, 2003

terminal

To be fully and compulsively ass-like.

You Terminal Wally!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

ooky mouth

A game in which you each take turns in spitting in each others mouths, as the giver spits into the mouth of the receiver, the receiver has to try to say 'ooky mouth' with a mouthful of the giver's spit.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

witness

Something Jehovah has too much of.

Christians don't go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003