BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

sock puppet

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

Strong Bad

"How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?"

"How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentlemen's sport gloves?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

7 Wonders of the World

1. M&Ms
2. The Clitoris
3. Scroll Lock
4. Freedom Fries
5. Blue Screen of Death
6. Homer Simpson
7. This List

Man, Freedom Fries are whimsical! Are they one of the 7 Wonders of the World?

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

electricity

What I invented, along with the question mark.

I invented electricity! Ben Franklin is the devil!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

McNugget

Mystifying piece of chicken. Shaped like an oval. Humbling to the greatest man.

The significance of the 'Mc' in the word 'McNugget' was inscribed on a stone slab. The stone slab is believed to be hanging on the wall in some yellow-belly's house.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Bumscum

A chewy toothpaste-green goo located between the buttcheeks around the anal opening. Possibly originated from swalling your chewing-gum.

I picked off a huge glob of bumscum. Let's go scare my mom with it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

Comic Sans

Overused beyond credibility within webpages, MSN and other IMs. Fixedsys is better, being less common and simply more elite looking.

My friend used to use blue Comic Sans MS font on MSN, but when I started using black Fixedsys, he converted to blue Fixedsys.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003