Definitions by B. Hanback

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

blisters in the whiskers by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

matress dancing by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

valentine 

The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.

John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.

valentine by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Blassie

Breed of dog. A Blassie is a cross between a Lassie (Collie) and a Pit Bull.
A new metro-breed of dogs popular with Pro-athletes and rappers.

Bro, what the hell is that?

That's a Blassie....the bitch will take your arm off and then run for help.

Blassie by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Frosting on the cake 

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.

Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.

Frosting on the cake by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Sink the Titanic 

To piss the bed, making reference to the ill-fated ship.

You look like shit, what happened to you?

Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.

Dude, two words: rubber sheets.

Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.

Sink the Titanic by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Stripper house party 

A variation of the traditional House Party. Hanging at a strip club until it closes and then inviting all the left over strippers back to your pad to shoot pool, do some toot, and strip.

Let's get a 12-pack and head to Deja-Vu and grab the ho's and have a stripper house party...

Let's grab Tiffany and Chelsea and have a stripper house party...

Stripper house party by B. Hanback January 26, 2008