6 definitions by B. H. McNultey

Land a Marlin

If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!

When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.

by B. H. McNultey December 5, 2007

Corn-Studded Tiara

A long, curved shit log that comes out your ass 24 hours after eating a generous portion of corn. It can be placed on your partner's head as a lovely crown fit for a princess.

When the strong fecal aroma filled the room I knew it could only be one thing. Eric displayed a big brown Corn-Studded Tiara on his head. His sexiness was reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn - with shit on top.

by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

cunt bucket

(1) A car marketed to and driven by a woman.
(2) An SUV going annoyingly slow in a parking lot.

There goes Frank driving around in his wife's cunt bucket.

by B. H. McNultey November 18, 2007

Snedley

1. A hard piece of snot, just inside the nostril but visible to anyone within conversation range. Usually hangs from and surrounds a nose hair the way wax surrounds a candle wick.

2. A semi-hard piece of snot that flies out of you nostril into a handkerchief or the palm of your hand when you sneeze.

When he sneezed, a snedley shot out his nose and landed in my french fries.

by B. H. McNultey November 21, 2009

Scrotozoa

Microorganisms that team in the corners of your crotch and make balls smell like balls.

My wife wouldn't give me oral sex till I wiped the scrotozoa from my stinking balls.

by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.

My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.

by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010